went mac ytd
lazy elaborate. skipped cca
hehe let the video do the talking. i shall be mute for this post!!

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/30/2010 05:52:00 PM<3

TOP ALL DIAN XIAO ER where i ate my dinner





today watched finish 鬥牛。要不要 on youtube. <-- nice show 17 episodes total around 20hrs spent. ^^ ok tdy boring went out with parent buy thing for new year hmmph top this is what i buy?

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/23/2010 09:39:00 PM<3

GOOD MORNING ALL!
lol why i on so early is all due to the fact that i am rushing my chinese homework ! LOL
=X

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/21/2010 06:31:00 AM<3

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/16/2010 10:17:00 PM<3

It has been damn long since i first typed a post here in my blog.....
well now is 9pm? 1hour plus more and
im gonna be a good boy?
turn in early....
prepare for the school tomorrow.
tomorrow books need to bring all except social studies?
Yawns.
bloody voyeur.....whore....bastard.... and the list goes on.
hehe praying for a good tomorrow nothing to type today !
woke up,lunch,tuition,homed..... sunday weekly routine?
ROFl.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/10/2010 09:00:00 PM<3

H
O
U
R
S



More.....
grand new opening.....


S-C-H-O-O-L


BORED DIE DIE DIE
praying damn hard now that form teacher is not strict else i would have to carry out a vile plan.....
tata lazy type

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/03/2010 08:52:00 PM<3

School caught ablaze by stomp reader; Y.S
Player Herald has put on a great show this afternoon, thrashing both opponents 241 to 133 and 92.
Shall not elaborate on this.


Opponent CPLFBI : I'm touched by the
way Herald bowl.
It's just World Class!
3 Events
2 Disasters
1 Pasir Ris

First he scored a total pinfall of 214, then he refused to believe man found dead near his block.
Blocks with one court separating them, 2minutes apart nearby Block 189, Pasir Ris Street 12, were hit within couple of hours. Hours after a shocking total 214 pinfalls scored by Herald Chew, a school caught fire nearby Pasir Ris Block 191, with a mini-road sandwiched in between them.


LOL LAZY TYPE. hmmphs 2010 coming :) I had not been posting for quite sometime. heehee
Happy New Year to all :)

As we bade Goodbye to 2009,


| 12 |
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9 | 3
| o |

| 6 |



Welcome to 2010 ;D
Happy New Year :) May all your wishes come true :D
Have a good year ahead ! :)

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 12/31/2009 09:01:00 PM<3

Today : Suay Day.
shall talk abt the fun first.
morning met bryan and herald go bowling.
heheee lazy post picture.... tooo hungry to pOST!
went eat prata... i eat one EGG prata. then buy Teh Bing. <-- last me for ONE DAY
after bowling i skip lunch wib bryan and herald (shd nt do it)
zz go back tot will eat sumptuous meal ! but then lei !
4.45pm papa come home say sis fall dwn in pri sch camp kena push -'- they go hospital x-ray duno do wad ever crap until now !!! i nth to makan zzzz ONE EGG PRATA + TEH BING last till night? now aldy 8pm ! almost 12hrs of starvation =X KNSKNSKNS go x ray for fracture take so long !! DYING TO EAT.
when food back gonna eat like a hungry ghost....
i
swear ....... =X

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 12/09/2009 08:01:00 PM<3

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 12/04/2009 06:20:00 AM<3

HERALD PPC COLLECTION. Crazy Maple tard i tell you all..... AsiaSoft must be damn impressed? The next few pictures tells it all if you dont believe me..... LOOK LA?? LOOK !!!






In case you are wondering how much he spent? Its all ready ! Bryan and i already calculated in his house ! Let find out.... in the later part of this POST HEEHE
BRYAN -> Put ur hand there longest and stand a chance to win the shirt ! Hmmph ~
LOL only took one pic F3 YG is Herald. TMD 187 POINTS LUCKY BASTARD....

ITS OK ! this time we two give you win only. ni den zhe qiao !
Hmmphs~
so today woke up ring up bryan duno what ever reasoN he slept agn wad a slping beauty....
got nth to saY ! bus-ed 12 dwn to blk 189 wait herald come down knn wait so long his papa come dwn liao idk why he nvr come down !! Maybe busy choosing spongebob squarepants underwear ! so the papa met me say herald still upstairs faster call else he wont come down he very slow one. lol so i ask him come dwn ! bryan reach first somemore shame on your HERALD ! neh neh ni pu pu slow arse +_+ then we took herald papa cab to loyang point. his mama go complain to nurse abt duno wad lj thing ! succeed somemre ! BravO ! then cabbed agn to central makan roti prata. bryan eat onli herald and i dun dare eat anymore learnt lessoN! indian store....
u noe
UNHYGENIC....
DIRTY MONEY....
BLACK....
SMELLY.....
OK i shall stop in case someone sue me #%&@$#&*%$)!#&!~)@~_#$&@$
OK walked to e hub then played 3 rOunds of bowling. lunch we be god !! bryan bo eat. herald copy me buy mango sago....
so heehee walk to herald hse then we play his computer
POP THE POPCORN bryaN cmi. messed up herald kitchen KO then popcorn ready ! then erms. eat ? very oily ! then take somethin put at btm. not underwear but aluminium foil.
heehee then take out herald PPC count top ones are those we can find alot are being thrown away.Herald mama find out i tell you BLK 189 Volcano eruption? Kill whole SINGAPORE.
wanna noe that cost how much? A total of $3386.55 <<> $770.40
20k (10) -> $214
5k (13) -> $69.55
10k ( 218 ) -> $2332.60 !
omg
heehee crazy arse insane abt maple
HERALD IS X3skyiine go find him in maple he will sponser cash ~~
rich fxck.
ok then i took 39 home ate fried rice dinner...
bOringzzz
:)
TATA ALL~
tdy roughly type nia ~

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 12/02/2009 09:23:00 PM<3

Great Wall Of China ( Great Collection Of PPC ? ) Herald's collection just for 2MONTHS !
INSANE HERALD 2 MONTHS COLLECT SO MUCH :) Got more but dump away =.=
Mount Everest????
Jigsaw Puzzle i think more than 2k SGD liao spent +_+ Rich HOR? Bryan we take taxi now go rob him at amk hair shop~













my hse thr when dark. nice hor? _l-

ALl bowling pICTURES HAYWIRE lazy explain arh !
basically tdy wake up 6:40am..... 7am call bryan hp 19 times he dun wan PICK UP!
btw its an order to call him --> Wake up call =X
then i call his hse liao his papa ans ! zzz say he slping +_+ !!!
then bus 17 vroom to his hse thr met him and herald sitting at void deck
SUSPECT FOUL PLAY UP HERE ~~~ Why both together??? heeheee~~
so..... walked to kopitiam at the duno whr eat roti prata. i nvr eat i ta pao to bowling
3 PRATA KO SONG ~~~ THEN THEY all eat their prata $_$ One prata $0.80 ! i buy 3 which means $2.40...... how pain is that? its like digging out my heart out donate to one indian !
AHA ! then we go buy drinks.... teh peng...kopi peng...teh see peng....
we walked to downtown east THEN i take out the curry *rmb i tapao prata*? Free gift = curry
so i take and throw it on flooor of void deck how naughty i am ! then slash everywhr heng no ppl see. HERLAD WORSE he take his teh see peng drink finsih jus throw upwards all ice any o how fly ppl saw him ! nxt thing u noe we walking past casuarina pri HERALD NOSE BLEED ! EMBARRASEMENT ! bleed till we walk reach toilet at downtown east. serves you right la curse indian say indian money dirty tat time u get chnge for ur prata SMART LA~ u lucky i gt tissue if nt u going bleed like one injured indian ! eehee his hand leg all blood like zzzz u all nvr see la not fun i forget take picture~!! DARN IT !! hmmphs nvm. then bowl lo
bowl end go makan... shall nt elaborate .... went herald hse had fun ==
went home heeeheeee
HAHA --> Iris if u see this ;) u will noe why i hAHAHAHAH Lol.
;>
TATA ALL~
G>MY ARAN 94!! WOOOTS WO AI NI iEatBananas <3
Lol
Bryan lured me bck in msea :( idk why =.= and i go bck chiong until ki siao liao la !!! faster than HACKING ! ROFLs
BYEBYE ALL~
OHYA I ALSO CUT BRYAN QUEUE.....
herald if u see this pls learn frm me all my skills i passed to you.
call me

















SHI FU ~ or sifu anything ~~@~~
BRYAN COCKER ! say tdy psle result out is tml la CRAPPER..... herald shall we whack him?
OHYA i kena smashed by bryan and herald when we leaving herald hse in the lift.... then at 7th storey we smash bryan heehee.....
herald
pls
cut
botak
let
me
see
OR ELSE.....
i be ur free barber~~
TOTALLY CLEAN && ALL
H
A
I
R
S
will be trimmed.
even the one at the beeeeeelOw ><

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/25/2009 05:42:00 PM<3

Some randoms videos....
so long never post. haizz
lazy ~~~

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/24/2009 08:33:00 AM<3

Hello today jus came back from JP house.
Today streaming result OUT.
got into express 2 YEAH ! BUT i hate one part.
--> They gave me Core history instead of POA which is my 1st choice.
so i'm so going to appeal !!! NO INTEREST IN HISTORY

so the topics i will be taking....
-> E Maths, A Maths
-> Ang Mor
-> Chinese
-> Chem, Physics
-> SS + Geog
--> POA / core hist hope my appeal successful. tuapekgong come save me ! =X
must go temple pray liaozz
but my class gt someone i hate but also enter haiz shall nt review name. i think those who visited my blog know its who la hor =x

yay alot fwens wib me in E2 too ! Happy about that.
went jp hse plae lo then go home watch tv bathe nw online nth to type anyway
AND MUST GET IN POA LA ! Appeal pls be successful ! beg you la css .....
tata readers ! Pray for the best ! Tua Pek Gong please watch over me and make sure i sun sun li li get in POA ! :D

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/11/2009 08:59:00 PM<3

eh
i bo taiji zo so i watch youtube alot videos coming up one by one !





Singaporean? Watch it then !

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/10/2009 12:41:00 PM<3

this whole game i use left hand scored total 53 nt bad ! hehe LEFT LEI

WIN BRYAN ! Mission accomplished !




CRAZY BRYAN !
the pics are nt in game order.
ok back to business.
so woke up late today 7.05am
turned on computer saw MSN msg by bryan last night say CHESLEA WIN !! whatever. 1-0 nth big. ROFL stupid john terry you darn TERRapin. i noe ur head strong but dun score la.
then bryan also ask me call him wake up anything lo dial 6 _ _ 4 _ _ _ 2 < GUESS !
then i eat chee kueh as my breakfas on comp talk to bryan rush down to his hse via VROOM VROOOM Bus 39 ! waited outside his hse nb he mai open door make me wait ! he go bathe ! knn ! but its ok patience is all it takes. so he finally open door then close he say he chnge clothe dun wan let me see him naked. i noe u too fat. then he finally open bring out his 15 and 11 pound ball say which to bring ! i say 15 !!! we keep on call herald he hang up nb give all kind of cocky nonscence like im in geylang i eatin porridge CRAP LA. all learn frm me then apply !! CRAZY HEAD GOT PROBLEM !! SERIOOUUUUUSS !so bryan brought his 15 pound ball along to bowling. VROOOM i took bus 12 he took bus 17 I STILL REACH THERE FIRST ! See bryan dun wan listen to me ! die die !! ;X then go bowl started all kind of craps. finger bleed all bryan fault agn nvr remind me cut nails nbcb bleed to core. then off form. eitehr use left hand bowl or 2 finger bowl meaning thumb nt in hole. so hard bowl zzz. then i gt one time bowl tat time the ball hit my ankle nw swelling. damn bryan also ! nvr remind me wear SHIN GUARDS ! or mayb ankle guards ! then we had lunch liao go bck bryan hse plae maple so long nvr login world record ! so he carrying that 15 pound ball u can imagine ! 5 kg ! then walk from e hub to his hse damn far ! he say wan take bus? i say NO walk he say ok then we walk.... havent reach market only at casuarina pri sch ther i help him carry abit. so until traffic light i pass to him he walk until KI SIAO ! whole hand pain go his hse put bowling ball then go down 7-11 buy things. i buy prawn cracker and big gulp ( i add all flavours ) lucky bo lao sai. if nt lao pui ! go his hse plae plae plae left at 3.45? cuz going to rain so i humji ltr tio rain water then i drown so i go home first. heehee then online eat dinner as chicken rice.
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!

OK tata readers
and the 7pm chl 8 new show very nice to watch ! entertainment learn CRAPS from there !

DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!
DAMN YOU HERALD PANGSEH WE TWO NOOB !! GO LAN BURN MONEY! RATHER COME BOWL WITH US ! YOU SOTONG !! SCAMMMER !! FEI !!


YOU DUN WAN COME DOWN SAY WE PANG SEH YOU! Teh your neh neh la _l_

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/09/2009 01:33:00 PM<3

Hello today woke up at 7.05am. < Exact timing +8 GMT.
Hmmphs ate chee cheong fan mum bought from the market.... with milo :)
then on computer played SA awhile. wha damn off form luh !! dunO why maybe cuz 3days never play already. so pon10 npcc camp juz to go CZPS Entrepreneurial fair. ( E-Fair ) so 12.15pm head down to CZPS met boon wee & geng fa at czps bus bay. then darrin and ashley come they lazy wait timothy so we went in lo. then walk around like siao gina. geng fa was sayin wtf the colour become so ugly purple...-.-. timo came to find us lo. went out to kopitiam at 201 for lunch. when we goin out then joseph joel come so they folo us to eat. LOL after tat go back. boring slack in canteen saw darren and his fwen. timo so racist? then SKIP all the way until going water bomb mrs chan ;x we went thr see lo. then gt pupils use pail pour water. nbcb sia duno hw pour then hit all of us esp geng fa... his whole pants wet. i was like shoutin back wa chee bai la cuz the water spray until my leg somemre all of it are dirty water. pity geng fa -.- we left czps. went tampines mart play LAN L4D,counterstrike source 1.6 and battle field. ROFL. went ate dinner wib joseph joel and timo at kopitiam. ate fish and chips. b4 i walked home ;( boring day BUT skippin NPCC for this is worth it =D
TATA READERS !

AH LONG PROBS? LOL watch it

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/06/2009 06:51:00 PM<3

Went party + BBQ pictures....

Oscar - The billard stick as tall as u? _l_ midget
Jie Shen giving a shot !


jj burning hotdog before performing fellatio



Drink beer face red -.- jkjk
drink until laugh machiam siao gao
jj & dominic - duno do wad la jj peeping upskirt? ROFL
Omar using crosshair help him zzz fat ppl just got short hands =X

Lazy type....

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/05/2009 07:09:00 AM<3

LOL

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/04/2009 06:59:00 AM<3

hmm hello
Its SU-SU sunday !!
Hmmphs 4th November Jun Peng's BBQ at his CONDO. Play cum bbq PARTY !
Get on down to Simei MRT StatiOn at 9.30am.
Applications for going is still open till Tuesday noon 12pm !!
Register if you want :) Contact me at chelseaSUXsure@hotmail.com / 91936970
Those going : Please bring some $$ for the bbq food which we will buy after lunch. ;) maybe $6? excluding lunch. Wanna come just come. If you don't want, i don't bloody give a hoot :D

Date : 4th November ( Wednesday )
Venue : Jp's CONDO --> EastPoint Green.
Bus services available : 9 Or 5
MRT RECOMMENDED
Meeting Place : Downstairs Simei MRT. 7 -eleven there ( come down from escalator can see )
Starting Time : 10am MEET 9.30AM SHARP.
Ending Time : Anytime. Latest --> 11pm

People CONFIRMED
-> Me
-> Chia Dint
-> Leon Lau
-> Jun Peng
-> Emil
-> Jun Jie
-> Omar
-> Oscar
-> Rover
-> Jeremy
-> Kelvin How
-> Amos ( After his floorball around 2pm meet us )
-> Jie Shen
-> ???


UNSURE YET
-> Ashraf

50% Going
-> Willie _l_

Okay time for the schedule.
10am billard will start for one hour ( if no people booking the tables we can go for another hour)
after which, will be heading to lunch outside. ( nt sure whr ) then we will buy the ingredients needed for BBQ. which will take until 1.30pm. then soccer from 1.30 - 3pm. 3pm --> xbox + computer until 5pm. 5pm - 6pm block catching. 6 - 6.30pm bbq prepare. 6.30 cook then eat then have fun then 11pm can go home. actually anything also can go. as long as you song i also song. anything one.

:)



Time for my results. did not post the day before.....
OVERALL Percentage ( whole year )
English -> 57 C5
MT -> 58 C5
Maths -> 79 A1
Science -> 65 B3
Literature -> 68 B3
D&T -> 80 A1
Art -> 50 C6
Home Econs -> 64 B4
Combined Humanities (History CUM Geography) -> 64 B4
Total : 585 / 900
Percentage 65%
Level Position : 88/185 ( Lucky number ! )
Class position : 21/37
Promoted to S3 Express. Hahz ! In Your Face ! NO NA :)
Results : PASSED.
Attendance : 191 / 191 :D SICK FREE !
Conduct : Very Good. Hmm why not excellent? Or Marvellous? Splendid? Fantastic?? LOL

COmments from Tan Hiang Huang : Yong sheng is always courteous and helpful to his teachers and classmates. he is attentive in class and works conscientiously to improve his weak subjects. He puts in effort in performing his duties as the NE representative of the class and receives support from his classmates for the various class projects and activities. He is encouraged to read widely so as to improve his English and to be more confident in communicating his ideas in class.

LOL she trying say i alot ideas :) tyty. rOfl

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 11/01/2009 03:45:00 PM<3

'Aloha Readers ! Basically i shall start with friday cause i didnt post yesterday...... Well morning had home room before going for talk very boring so school ended at 10am. and also this is last day of me wearing short school pants ( beside the one i going return my report book )
SIANS. still thinking of which class to opt for? A Maths ? O.o History / Geog / Lit which to choose ? zzz. Registration is open but i haven't choose yet. So.... yesterday after school went to EHub wib alot people i cant name else waste time and effort typing. so actually is wanna watch movie "Poker King" but then is chinese show no english subtitle i will not understand anything. then chiadint,leon,junjie and me we go bowling while the rest watched " This Is IT " some kinda michael jackson thingy if im not wrong? then bowling er nth very funny.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/31/2009 10:18:00 AM<3

Hello READERS ! :D

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/29/2009 06:14:00 PM<3

PICTURES OF GOING TO AND BACK ( Sugnei Buloh ) Poker cards. bad omar,amos,willie and junjie play
Amos headless - thinking of which pornography card to "deposit" into the "bank"
ACCIDENT along SLE - This bus safe cuz it is at the front
Same accident this is behind there is a chain accident in front got two more.
( include the bus + another lorry )

Amos, Jun Jie - Amos gives his first try to blowing and it succeeded ! Actually he is trying to get poker cards from the ground of the bus.... seems like having some fellatio !

Currently at home waiting for my dinner to arrive..... sis was having music lesson so mum and dad go fetch her. ok hope dinner would be nice ! :)
today went sugnei buloh walk walk and see the farm.
LOL the farm lettuce juice not nice one but boys gulped down 3 bottles ( eac 1litres ) we like counting to 3 we drink until ki siao. our table gt me,jp,jj,kel tan,amos,oscar,jieshen,omar,nazhiim.
cant rmb gt anymore anot AND OHYA WILLIE. all drank 5 cups except Oscar and JP ( 1 )
kns $3.60 for lettuce drink. it sucks though but we drink until ki siao..... it mixes with kiwi and lime + lettuce. omg the taste after i drank my fifth cup i almost vomit.... all also cant tahan.
oh yeah nxt wednesday going jp's condo play pools and BBQ. Who wanna come? F> mre sponsers for the food for BBQ :) LOL. we also went walk around the farm look at new plants...
watch video in a room though got aircon but not cold one... eeeyerrr. ;D
then went sugnei buloh which is jus opposite of the vege farm. walk around like mad trying to look for a crocodile but failed to cuz dun have. only saw a few monitor lizard. and thr ice cream $2 per cup and so small EX !! but nvm walk was boring la everywhr tree. but can see johor :)
then went home lo in bus gt ppl kena accident. suppose chain cuz 5 vehicles were involved.
go plae soccer awhile after school. rain very heavy run to whitesand... all drenched lol.
OK thats all ! Later after dinner post again. Keke =]

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/28/2009 06:15:00 PM<3

Jun Peng - HoHoHo Merry X MAS ! Santa JP is here ! Give away prostitutes ;)
Omar i know you are hungry....but please dont eat the grass :(
Bad photographing la YS !
Oscar - Did you see some sexy indian girls that you took picture of?
Omar & Kelvin Tan. - Posing for a camera.....
CALM WAVES !
Willie - Eh why so happy? saw something dirty? confirm!
Nice sea and island ahead!
Kelvin Tan - Don't jump ! NO!!!
Jun Jie - Look at his sexy legs ! He seemed to be dancing OH YEAH ! GO!!
Amos & Nazhiim - Amos preparing to blow?
Junjie carve one.
I carve one
noob plantation? O.o
Sand ART :D By Oscar. ( Horny Ass )
HORNY cum SAND art --> Guess what's that? Drawn by artist Mr Nazhiim.

Well from these pictures i hope you can guess where sec2 went today.....
It was pasir ris beach for CIP and we are supposed to pick up litters.
My grp is junjie,junpeng,kelvin tan and me. sians they say must pick litters i go pick fruits that are fallen off from trees and dump it into the trash bag... ( By SANTA CLAUS MR WONG! )
i actually took a coconut from the floating sea and put in trash bag but mr Fong see liao then ask me put back and he gave me some rubbish theory saying that give it a chance to live. ;>
ok then throw lo. we pick ah but then when we go to the beach we gave up then we did those kind of things..... you all know la.... all by the pictures can say liao. they keep carving things on the sand i never take all.... if take all i think my phone memory will be full! That is how many things they carve on it. When at 10am++ raining heavily take shelter at toilet outside LOL
sian then go back school ate lunch played soccer awhile then went home.
Looking forward to tomorrow's Trip again !
So happy i skipped NPCC sentosa outing today !
TATA readers. Have a nice day AHEAD!

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/27/2009 03:49:00 PM<3

Aloha READERS!
today is saturday... just there to remind you if you are too happy on celebrating after the end of year exams :) You can enjoy.....
but
i dont seem to be able to.
reason being : NPCC trainings 16 trainings during hols 8am - 5pm EACH training
PLUS a 3 day 2 night camp....
total is like so many HOURS gone?
Even if you are inside this situation... you will surely curse the teacher in charge eh?
well.... lets get on to business
today woke up at 7.30am
on computer downloaded maple but ended with an error...
played SA lo ranked up frm 3arrow 2 bullets 19% until currently 3 arrow 3 bullets 31% lazy train liao -.- resetted my KD. nw 51%? so scared it drop seh! so mai play.
well to start off the day 9am went down do my daily weekend routine
bought curry puff and newspapers.
went back home in the lift i reading the braille language. ( not sure whether i spelled it right ) trying to read cause my house is in the 9th storey i got nothing to do!! Is not bo liao is i want to acquire new skills. ;P
ate curry puff, Whole meal wheat bread -> sucks, and also a cup of milo.
played SA from 10am to 1.30pm. parents bought back lunch.
It is chicken rice again. Nah sucks.
then SA-ed until dinner. --> So no life.... but really exam over nothing to do.
ate dinner which is char kway teow. not nice? bought form tampines mart.
SA-ed until 7.30pm i stopped.
talk to bryan on msn and he said he wanted to go makan....
jus nw surfing webbie. now typing here. KEKEEEKEEKEE

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/24/2009 07:52:00 PM<3

Hi.
Today school normal
they play poker cards i just see. sian teacher allow :D
school ended went whitesand mac eat. then got monopoly thingy. ( lazy explain )
I Skipped CCA.
NORA CALLED.
I ANSWERED
SHE ask me why nvr go?
i say : today camp briefing ...i nt going camp.i go today training for??
she say camp compulsory unless there is valid reason or medical cert.
she also ask me monday find her get consent form
i say : yaya.
she then say u dun yaya then monday disapear....
then we hang up....
My mum allow me not to go for camp why cant you? i am HUMAN and deserve respect.
You Bloody Cunt.
First reason i dont wanna go is becuz of chongzheng pri's e-fair.
i want to go back my primary school also can't?You are such a cunt too!
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started joining NPCC. i regretted it..... should nt have quitted my floor ball for this UNIFORM GROUP
She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!
Haizz. Anyway my decision ought to be final and i WONT BE GOING FOR THE CAMP.
NEVER
EVER
AM
I
GOING.
GO ON AND DREAM. FAT HOPES.....
Secondly is that it is in pulau ubin... so far? WALAO eh
CAN YOU GO BANG THE WALL?
TATA READERS.
_l_ NPCC.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/23/2009 06:33:00 PM<3

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS AS I KNEW NO WHITE MAN WILL ENTER THE NEIGHBOURHOOD AFTER DARK.


Hmmphs went school as usual....
sian lo school.
lazy type also
Ok thats all BYEBYE

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/22/2009 09:46:00 PM<3

Hi.
Bye . Lazy post.
Not going NPCC camp and this friday dont bother asking me thanks. lol it is a total waste3 of time and money in going into the cca as only teach build tent. most ppl noe liaol '
NIGHTS
SWEET DREAMS

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/21/2009 09:43:00 PM<3

Quite useful for DRIVERS? oO.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/21/2009 06:19:00 PM<3

This benny lava introduced by BRYAN..... Dont get why he watch such stuffs....

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/20/2009 06:05:00 PM<3

Hmm
today boring
Morning woke up 5.30am wib own alarm....
bought ice lemon tea cuz forget bring water bottle.
Took train to css wib jp and leon. topped up my mrt card.
then sch was usual.
after school
went home wib emil and junjie found $2 on floor
treated them mac ice cream.
how lucky i was.
feng shui tooooooooo
G
O
O
D.
cant blame.
computer fixed but cant download window live messenger. but btr than nth ;X using window messenger now.
BORING THATS ALL LAZY TYPE
TATA ALL :D

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/20/2009 05:10:00 PM<3

Let the pictures do the talking.
byebye

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/19/2009 01:02:00 PM<3

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/16/2009 07:57:00 PM<3

v long bo post exams
hehe
hmm tdy eng and maths exam
eng was hard la 1st passage dont understand ashit.
and my computer spoiling soon _l_
but its ok my computer will always remain strong :)
TATA
exams over soon MUHAHAA
*pray hard my computer can wOrk*

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/12/2009 09:14:00 PM<3

hi
bye
exam here
so i nt talking so much
off to revise ;)
tml F&N gonna be fun cooking LOL
bb

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SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/04/2009 09:58:00 PM<3

Another boring saturday.
woke up at 8.30am went dwn buy curry puff and newspaper
went bck hme eat curyr puff, drink milo, one packet of biscuit and a bread wib cheese.
revised till 11.45am. played X-box till 12.30pm. SA-ed till lunch
had lunch --> PORK porridge. suck nt nice duno whr parent buy.
dhen 4pm go dwn grand ma hse reach at 5pm+. nt fun over there dwnload SA when i dwnload finsih jiu 7pm. slow internet. then i go eat dinner.
ate at tampines blk 477 zi char
OI HERALD dont believe ah? i swear real call my lao pei la.
walao aunt say my hair cut until like lao ah pek ...... o.O?
nbm durian puff are yummy btw.
homed in dad's car zzz raining la so sians everywhr blur blur cnt see clearly. hmmms
play sa for awhile nw 25% 2arrow 4 bullet -.- lazy plae
bryan showed off his new maple hack to me?
SPEED hack wadeva i hope he gets ban!! :)
Nights readers. SWEET dreams... but no wet dreams tks.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/03/2009 10:31:00 PM<3

heheeeee

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/02/2009 10:24:00 PM<3

Time for edited songs --> Hairless version of various type of song.
These are brought to you by ys and is specially dedicated to Oscar Yong Jake to encourage him to grow hair. Sec 2 no hair very xia suay leis

Nobody -> Edited By YS. Hairless version.
You know i will steal hair,sucker
And it will grow fungus ( Hairless Balls )
I Cant Give more hair, give more hair... to you ~
I Cant Give more hair, give more hair... to you
HOw can i fcuk with no hair
I Dont want be hairless
I wan grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair
Why am i growing
to make you give me
I know you hairy
Baby, Where is my hair balls
How can you just
just throw me some hair and
Transfer it completely
when you know me no hair
Prove to me you are hairy enuf
my life wib u is to grow hair
You know its so worth
so pluck and paste back jerk
How can this be when i hab no hair
I wan grow more hair
grow more hair for you
I want grow more hair
grow more hair for you
Give me one more day to grow hair
i dont want blacky hairs
I want grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair.
I Must Pluck More hair
Pluck more hair ... from butt
I Must Pluck More hair
Pluck more hair ... from butt
Give me one more day to grow hair
i dont want blacky hairs
I want grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair.
WHy cant i grow
grow for more hair cause
its ur jibai that i need and
nothing else until the end.
Who else can ever make me hairy to turn my horny
Im ticklish when im with blacks
no one will ever see
Showing me that im no hair enough
My Balls with no hair is just too rough
You fk me enough
so you know what i need ass
Grow more hair for you is all i need to have
I must get more hair
get more hair from you.
I must get more hair
get more hair from you.
How can i grow more hair
i dont want black hairs
I want grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair.
I Need have more hair
Have more hair give you.
I Need to have more hair
Have more hair give you.
How can i buy condom
I only want durexxxx
I want grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair.
I just want hair, be hairy
I just want hair, be hairy
Black Hair you know
It is the colour that i love
Its the black that i need
Why cant you spot!
I Want Spike my hair
Spike my hair for blacks
I Want Spike my hair
Spike my hair for blacks
How can i buy the blacks
I Dont want them smelly
I want grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair
grow more hair.
I want Spray my hair
spray my hair give you
I want Spray my hair
spray my hair give you
How can I get to be wib black
I Dont want them black black
I want grow more hair, grow more hair,grow more hair,grow more hair!
Back to the days when i was so old and rot and hair
Nothing else matter other than hair and balls
so tell me why no hair grown
Please let my dick grow hair its way
why do you pluck it away
I want grow more hair more hair more hair give you.

On Nobody from this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns5uadqCN3o
then, play the song and try forget its real lyrics, try put this in. ;X

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/02/2009 08:20:00 PM<3

Aloha READERS! Today is a very good FRIDAY but sadly to say this gd friday has no holiday ;X
ok met jp and leon at station CHIONG up MRT 1mins leon and jp so lazy take escalator machiam snail me so hardworkin climb stairs. in the end reach top same jus in time fer the train FENG SHUI gd la cant blame tuapekgong jiu shi tuapekgong. haiz buy 4d win 4d buy toto strike toto. bo wei gong. Reach sch at 7am?? at parade square chit chat lo like lao aunty lyk dat.today 6ppl tio caning saved my life ! arbO will kena chinese spelling havent learn i am so happy once agn gt caning ;) delay time then in the end bo chinese spelling LOL GD GD. ty man.... and they tio cane like nobody business derh wth? No pain No Gain. So they got the pain but what do they gain? ONLY I GAIN! no chinese spelling. cane finish jiu 8.20 liao. emil they all go toilet i bo care luh pangseh go class for chinese reached there 8.25am though. did test till 9am. bo spellin ;o dhen horhs paper so damn hard la nb nvm la can do can liao LOL JP nvr do 17marks wa lj la u sure fail liao la u lose 17 marks can say byebye liao la? nvm derh then is english. wa sian return the god damn summary 5 content pts nia wtf? some content points i go paraphrase she say dun understand bo giv wa lj la? then for fk i paraphrase? waste my lj time nia? i rather fkin hell copy and paste the points la? nb cb make me lyk dat fail actually can get 3 mre points lei nabeh. ppl paraphrase u dun understand mark wrong? LMAO LA HOR. in the end paper get 19/40 walan eh i can pass derh hor one qns mus put VERY hot i go put hot then lose one mark. _l_ this one tuapekgong nt on my side la but its ok tuapekgong helped enuf liao.... go through summary all kinda shits. recess eat bee hoon wib chicken and tofus haiz no free stuff today. after recess idk why emil and jj go buy mafia stringS? they wanna tie omar but tested on amos. then tie his leg and hand when teacher come in he hop around zzz. in the end bo tie omar. waste money ah waste.... MISSION FAIL ... but nvr gib up? monday gt chance ;D had physics. got back test so dam happy ? 20/25 --> 8o / 1oo. first time gt abv 7o marks.happy dao siao la? cher go through ans. then is maths nth lo learn probabilty lol. get supp 15 wa 20qns sia killer. sian end sch........went home sa until 97% i off liao mai plae.went msea afk nia...... <3 moneysoft.
tata thats all for daily report. :D

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/02/2009 08:03:00 PM<3

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/01/2009 10:00:00 PM<3

Exams wanna come already. seldom maple anymre ;) Will be back maple --> Active once after 16th Oct. ( prOvided cOmputer dOesn't break dOwn. ) hehez.
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<3333 MoneySOft & MoneySOft 2 :) All Members :) <33
Hehe time to chiong STUDY. Hope computer dont spoil if not cant online :)
Scroll down for today's daily lives report :D

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/01/2009 09:31:00 PM<3

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 10/01/2009 06:45:00 PM<3

Shall start POSTING once again. :) Today went to school leon late cOme mrt cuz he watch champions league result. i get to know that liverpool lost 2-0 while written-off arsenal beat 2-0 in champions league. Who cares man? Jy Man Utd win tonight :) FTW ! Go to hell WOlfsburg. go and drink carlsberg and get drunk. And chelsea Hope you lose badly ! Worse than Liverpool if possible LOL. hehe. Today reached sch late then found out bo do maths Homework CHIONG Ah do until siao. jp leis he go chiong art. retarded eh? i rather chiong maths. then art liao. got back assignments the facial features just pass ;) 10/20 YIPEE so happy for myself hahz. then went bck class maths got back test nb nt well done at all =.= 17/20 _l_ nbms. teacher explain us for working return supp 13 then explain workin do two qns on sets notation then time for recess. so fun ;Z. We go stall 3 amos buy firs ma i queue behind then amos buy finish auntie ask him wan have vege ma he say nvm free then i want. <-- wad a greedy arse! zzz then auntie wanna giv him liao he run so nxt i order. i order $1.80 -> BeeHoon,2potatoes,2chickens,curry sauce,One kind of vegetable,Tofus. wa cheap siol. eat finish buy drink. rover challenged me use 10 straws i brought back 12 straws. i go suck almost tio choked. then emil go buy drink get 20 straws zzzz LUNATIC! Totally insane ! then in the end combine our straws tgt gt + other almost 40 straws SIAO emil wan suck like bj. yawns then nxt period is english did some comprehension and summary and mus do within 1hr zzz. crazy . but nvm man i made use of wad bcch taught me : pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. <-- has replaced 18 WORDS! one for 18 so worth :) BCCH TEach me MORE LEIS. pro english kia. >;< cher means boring class


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SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/30/2009 09:14:00 PM<3

Computer spoiling kena this msg wib blue screen
*** Hardware Malfunction
Call your hardware vendor for support
NMI: Parity Check/Memory Parity Error
*** The system has halted ***

DAMN IT LA
today basically exam nia boring. scared tml computer cant turn on ;)
hehe siansss. DIE \
JERK DIE!

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/29/2009 07:31:00 PM<3

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SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/26/2009 06:09:00 PM<3

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/25/2009 06:57:00 PM<3

Omar- HELP! OHM Law / Oil Spil is giving BIRTH.Bring it on! Cervix 11cm. Super ready!
SURGEON JUN JIE GO FOR IT :)


oscar yong - Hahas Yong Tau Fu Tio TRICKED.YOU THIS Tao PORK! :X
Emil. DAMN BLUR LA
Guess THIS? Amos's knees. Dont think sick you VOYEURS!
JunPeng - Hey Why so Happy? Got Some New Customers TONIGHT? :)

Shall start with my grandfather stories now :)
meet jp morning CHIONG FOR 1minute train. walkin halfway ( after we pass the tab card ) then wa hell sia train come then chiong up... tdy assembly at parade square lucky bo re sing anthmn zz hai bu shi kao me? I SING HOR . if not ithink need re sing :( All credits to YS LOL.Hmmphs first period was Mother TONGUE. sian write compo alot of wOrds i duno hw to do worx. keep pestering teacher,jp,amos,willie hw to write LOL! Nuisance right?But it is ok! I am helping them to recall chinese words. I Am HELPING THEM! How could i be a nuisance ? NO WAY! I can slap your right cheek and bomb your left cheek so you will be an indian ;X. ok nxt was pe lol sian play floorball OMAR YOU ARE ROUGH. i noe u are pregnant in my picture abv but dun need so rough leis u tore my skin! I lodge complain u jia lat i tell u....... my INDEX FINGER skin tio peel by you. You think my index finger is your banana? tryin to peel it zzzz. but nvm manz my team played among all best i think LOL. who cares. nxt recess go plae soccer sian. then had physics hear ronald tan teach us new topic. IRRESPONSIBLE Relief teacher la!!!! dam u waste our this lesson but nvm i think ronald mc donald teach is btr ;) then english swee ah helen bo lai amos chnge seat, junjie they all also then huda cme in hehe mai let us sit until they chnge back lol we go hide amos things his pencil case i pour everythin out hide here hide there let him do treasure hunt. STUPID OMAR YOU AGN! bully my index finger nw bully my reputation :( Go and hide amos pencil case under my table zzz sabo SIOL! nvms. then english was rather boring go through the book sian sian sian bo listen.... why listen when i can ask bryaN? :D then waas CME wa this i nth to say v sian also. do wd presentation. i go think of sellin bra to make business then my grp do abt tat write until v siao. in the end, omar nt frm our grp help us present lol. anyway all idea frm me. but nvm teacher duno :) THEN commedy soccer time i lazy explain sia same scenario as CD.
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SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/23/2009 09:40:00 PM<3

today bo mood talk abt class and daily life luh. cb
computer crash = everything blame on me la? GROW WINGS LIAO LA? SMART LIAO?
jibai la hor ownself use computer tio virus then crash once come kao pei kao bu me? lj la hor ji bai.kanina shout shout shout big fcuk? lion dance?Bark simi lj sia? Ownself make spoil derh kpkb me? simi lan jiao logic? kanina.

speaRATKer watch out la hor -> Dog ai tio my NL lai nia. c'b i whole day wait u nia 7x dk big fcuk sibo?lj come plae ks la. lim pei jio u. no need wait u come jio me. DOG slowly get ffa-ed bahs ;)speaRATKer spam chat i ask u diam then kpkb ? lai lo. i wait u nia say u hgih lv wan ffa wo? i still waiting for the day worx. _l_ Lai la ffa MoneySoft i ffa ur iExclusive first ;)

Today sch boring went tuition siansss. nth to post. ;) Exams coming not going online that often liao need revise to ace in my subjects.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/22/2009 09:40:00 PM<3

HEre are the pics emil sent me :( SO LATE BUT NVM btr than nvr send


JP (jun Peng)(Jurong Prostitute) -> Doesnt he look like one? :x
willie, amos --> Deep discussion? o.O Discuss which underwear colour to wear tonight?

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/21/2009 07:47:00 PM<3

Lets kinda go back in time to SUNDAY --> Time Machine
Sunday :
Selamat HARI RAYA :X ( i will definetely says chinese new year / hari raya ).... BUT
NEVER....
EVER.......
IN MY LIFE.....
WILL ..... THERE..... BE..........
D...E...E...P...A...V...A....L....I _l_
Hmmphs Sunday basically, woke up at 7am went down buy newspaper bo curry puff ate chocolate cake for breakfast yawns very lazy today on computer play msea. ( revise for chinese ting xie also halfway ) but its so SIAO$#&(#^*@(Q#&$W chapter 16,17,18,19,20,21,23,24,26 <-- Even if you are a genius, you would probably suffer man. 9 Chapters of chinese can kill. KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU!!!. Even until today, i am still studyin for it. ZZZZZZZ. And then yipeee today's english lesson was postponed To tuesday 5.30 - 7.30pm ;X Reason being : my cher going for her sis marriage. o.O who cares man. No tuition = SONG. [ never gonna be a song ka :) ] Then ate lunch at 1.30pm. It was CHICKEN RICE. White chicken? black chicken? i dont care.i just fcukin hell pop it in my mouth. Then heng bo english go for maths nia. 5.15pm meet jose at Bubble tea and timo also then we go up 6th floor. hahz.loke tdy no voice so fun. then timo keep talkin to me. loke tell him NI XIA GE LI PAI GEI WO JI ZU! ( watch out nxt wk ) =X then nothin liao lo. go home then online ;( ytd night forget post psps. lazy ;D Anyway today post. hehe still the same info still there ;) AS JUICY AS EVER.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/21/2009 09:00:00 AM<3

Saturday and Sunday bO post so now i post. As for today's it will be much later then post. :)
saturday
actually cannot rmb much liaos xP Basically saturday is a normal day wake up buy newspaper ( dailyroutine aiya nth to say leis) Lets move on to SUNDAY!

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/21/2009 08:54:00 AM<3

Hellos all readers! Grrr Emil mai send pic. nb ><
Today woke up at 5.25am.... ate milo + Chocolate bread for breakfast. rest for 1O mins then go out house liao meet jp and leon at simei mrt.take mrt to school. PON10 NPCC IS A GREAT SUCCESS! Yipeeeeee ~ After assembly is Mother tongue wa sian la as usual hear some jay chou song then need do li jie wen da agn....... This teacher just got us tricked! What is so good about hearing the song? Wksht... WKsht... WkSHIT.... Chinese sucks badly because of its noob WORDS so difficult -'-.nxt period english wa nb cb do compo. helen bad mood any hw shout here shout there ( pasar malam sales ) Topic compo : EMERGENCY. wakaOs nth to write derh. Omar go write plane crash. ccb jp copy me write fire zzzz no originality larhs! SOMEMRE SIT BESIDE ME TEACHER SURE SUSPECT SIOL!
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Recess bo eat go plae soccer hat trick hero YEAH! But one goal steal from oscar he suppose score i go snatch from him and tab in to net. *To oscar : Grow up you CUNT. Run faster please? If not do not blame me for overtaking and snatching your goal,You Faggot!* Recess bo eat --> Fasting. after recess finish go back class physics --> Ronald tan on re service woots. relief teacher come take over wa sian la this teacher say me,emil,jp,willie,jj,amos,omar very noisy. then ask us take care class cnt leave class then cher go out liao duno do wad lim kopi? ;x in the end amos and jp also go out refill and hor the wk sht givin is shyt? cher nvr teach b4 expect us to do it WThS!! so effing difficult luhs. next was maths got test and i flunked one fcukin qns. i forget find base area of hemisphere NBCB knn but its alright cuz 3 marks lost nia the rest gt feeling can get right. then chiang teach mre on sets okok... it all resembles some indian word especialy null set. nb one circle wib a l squeezed though IT IS SO INDian.Nigro! I cant stand the smell ROFL ROFL.after sch go plae soccer agn sian la nth to describe only can say plae halfway rain zz suay sia.dhen we go mac eat. bo use umbrella rain all share one umbrella. 5 IN 1? or 4 IN 1 not v sure aiya alot correcy oredy then when quite near traffic light emil say zao ah , me him ,jj and jp run like siao. and jp almost tio bang by nigger suay la sia. black black JP IN MORNING CANT SEE? i bo wei gong sia.then the rest at behind slow slow walk like cat walk? esp rover?nonono that is for dog walk x.x then we go toilet dry first. so wet go mac drink coke = santa claus freeze until die. go dry hair then dry clothes the ngo eat. sian eat eat eat. gt 3 indian downstair us so noisy. lol. black yet noisy. WOTS pon10 npcc so fun siol . ;D anyway. hmmphs dhens
now lazy type liaOs. STFU LEIS for nth kpkb. ccb. noisy la arse.i wanna study derh horh ji bai. noisy fk la. i go liao la bo mood talk fkin noisy at living room _l_ cb lao pei dua fk? nb la hor kpkb fer nth ? go be indian can? same as indian go india la come here for wad. fk off man voyeur. SUCKA. close door softly say loud? go chnge ear drum leis. nigro. _l_ u die better. cb noisy fk lion dance ? or celebrate end of ghsot festival? JI BAI. ok bye all i go liao mai type liao. so dulan. ><

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/18/2009 08:21:00 PM<3

Erms. Hello. Long time no post. so this blog dead.Today go sch wib leon & jp. aiya breakfast so kns. one cup milo cum a chocolate bread. kanina so hard to eat. not nice ;( machiam poo.jp leis at train stomach pain wanna lao sai. walk to school like snail. THEN in class PA system spoil. lj. do eveyrthin finish liao then jp go to his beloved helen tan and say his stomach pain. then talk talk talk. he go home in the end..... then junjie keep di siao him talk abt plae soccer then jp laosai ;D sian lo. first period EMO. listen Chiang lesson. got quadratic graph test. cb willie say need put the points for the part d but qns bo say leis. so i nvr put. fk care then i think lose abit marks. nb. nbm after tat do set and notation listen and write down the notes lo. after chiang's wonderful lesson is BIOLOGy. Kiwi bo lai. go n lv examination duno do wad. then got one fat and botak monk teacher come in giv us wk sht do sian.... all copy from amos nth to do talk to emil.sians. we bth copy dao siao. teacher see liao also bo care. simi lj is thiS? ROFL. then recess eat mee siam. emil suay derh lorh. he carry then ppl knock him his mee siam spill. orbi gd. he come to table keep cursing >< serve him right!! =X then go soccer field plae soccer. cuz left 8 mins aiya go plae wont die. actually wan dump junjie into the sand pit derh. he keep run like one niang niang qiang. wan catch also alot of dificulty. recess end go up english lucky helen bo lai then huda take over. sian lo do wad vocab all so close derh meaning also copy frm omar.then say tml gt english compo test. WTF. gnd please? somemre dun wan tell us topic. zzz! nvms tml i will noe wad topic. ( no craps ) then is mother tongue listen to some lj chinese songs cher giv us hear song so gd? BUT in the end still need to do exercise zzz. take whole chinese lesson to do.after tat iHUM walao jamila sian la talk like wanna die wannna die. i also can die. who wan come songka? ;P Then, she talk talk talk test ppl. willie keep talkin to me. in the end tio caught by jam's sharp eye tio need answer qns. lol diu. duno hw answer ask from ppl. i giv him wrong ans somemre LOL. nvm then teacher continue her boring talks. test us recap us sian la. ngee ann sec derh lao auntie teacher. zzz. why hire sia. class end liao still mai release us. nb cb then need explain finsih everything las minute qns kena is me. ask me thing for duno wad. i read from notes lol then correct. wad a dumb ass nvr spot me readin frm note. then go eat lunch wib both kelvin,jieshen,willie. amos go toilet then disapear duno run until which toilet bowl hide. ate chicken rice. at stall sibeh gao xiao. i tell auntie i wan rice wib a (one kind of chicken duno wad name ) --> extra dish. i use middle finger point. then auntie wan giv me i say my JI lei? then she go scoop. drank soya bean milk. not nice derh nb so bland. no soya taste. almost all water _l_ waste my $0.60 jus like dis.wwent to plae soccer. wa this one i lazy describe. reached home at 3.50pm? then amos sms me ai SA mai then i go. so fun when one round amos died i carried on to solo and kill willie + another guy. loL unbelievable. ATE fried rice for dinner ZZZZ suck like &@#$*#%($*@%#@#*!@*)(&$#) X-Rated Company. --> Oscar Yong MANAGER? Possibly.
OK That's All FOlks. I am forced to post by leOn god damn him!
CYas. Gd Nights i try post as many as i can. waste time though.
P.S. Tomorrow Pon-ing NPCC. mum agree i also can derh cin cai lo. -'- npcc <-- SUCK

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 9/17/2009 08:09:00 PM<3

hi peoples/elderly/bastards/citizens/gma/presidents/students/friends/ ??? / alieens/
im back to poSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSStiNg.
ok thats all~
BYEBYE

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 6/02/2009 03:43:00 PM<3

Today saturday woke up @ 7.45am brush teeth, went dwn buy newspaper and curry puffs for breakfas PLUS milo CUM RAISIN bread...... SUcKs.
well, on computer redwnload my msea which kept on failing. got pek chek sent A LETTER OF "COMPLAINT" to asiasoft, but didnt work the error code still came bck. then had lunch and durin the noon used computer for chatting =.=''' 3.30pm left hse meet leon @ SIMEI. jp say wan go in the end he left his balls in his fridge by nt cming. nt gonna say whY! go ask him dun ask me. im not him, so dont cme to me and ask me go to him and ask him cuz it is him and not me, in which only he knows himself why he cant cme and i duno why he cant come, so in conclusion dun ask me why he cant come or ask me why didnt he cme well they are bth the same qns AND I JUS SAID! ask him why he nvr cme dun ask me im not him. oO too many i and him.... went eastpoint find leons stuff lo.... FIRSTly 2litre water bottle.... $11!! leon say too ex then suah lo we found it at watson THEN WE VISIT ALOT SPORT SHOP find the stupid gawd darn canoeing glove all say dun have.... we find tis find that dun have except for leon buying his SPECTACLE band $3 he still tot gt discount =.=

so fun la JP why nvr come? -'- visited tamPENIS 1,tampines mall and century square and eastpoint only buy one spectacle band. had mc for dinner. leon say he wan pang sia ok lo. super duper fas? 2mins done =.= wths! nvm we had mc then after tat go see sportlink for glove then i say gt discount? =.=''' stupid huh? nvm then doesnt suit for kayakin then suah suah kee lo. we went pasar malam awhile play wib toys... saw YQ before we enter tampines mall btw forget say. YQ is np sir for those BLURBLOCKS. i told leon eh stalk him? then we stalk until he go pasar malam then we was like wadeva lets go tampines mall.... oO. after mc we bused HOME svc 38. then jus plae MSN games with leon. Lost badly in UNO. minesweeper win 2 times lose once
then reversi i think win once lost once.... sians gd nights tata~ its aldy 11.24pm
gOOd night readers! SaYoNaRa!!

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 5/23/2009 11:17:00 PM<3

lazy post! coz tml npcc
spoil
my
mood.
tata~

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 5/21/2009 09:38:00 PM<3

Today is FUN yet boring. its time for me to pack my bag and go to bed soon... kinda tired tml school day.... HOPE helen tml ON COURSE AGAIN!!! ohno mus rmb to buy ROTI prata for oscar tml... if nt he gonna nag like a old grandma again. well well well, it all depends whether i rmb anot oscar. IF NOT NO PRATA FOR YOU! So met JP at MRT arnd 7.20am -.- the bus i was in b4 i reached simei MRT so crowded luhs! no space seat. but nvm ;D arnd 5 stops only. took MRT wib JP wow i was dam heng siahs. we see MRT "sign" which READS : PASIR RIS 1MIN.
i told JP aiya no need chase sure miss then he say can derhs. thenwe chiong up when at escalator we heard that say ting tong doors closing we chiong up then luckily the door havent close. MRT LAGGING? didnt noe. so jp rusheed to the nearest door. since i was behind him, i rushed to the next door, jp step in liao then the door close but i JUST NICE! once my right foor ( if im not wrong ) step into the carriage the doors started to close. so it was such a close shave i almost missed the train! ALL THNanks to you JP that i have to waste stamina. well the train kinda "NEW" no one inside cuz its 7+ aldy. MONDAY!! ^^ forever can report school late so shiok start late. then we at pasir ris MRT liao alighted. it started to rain. SINCE they giving out newspaper outside the station, so i jus take lo. free things who dont wanT? >< nw newspaper i pangseh it in the classroom LMAO.was raining BIGGGER AND BIGGER!!! took out umbrella walked to school. reach school i tot late. the CHER stop us.... ask us sing national anthemn coz upper sec got exam thats why they started early and we CAME on time. DANG! we shd have arrived later to skip the anthemn, well nvm. after tat walked to class room after assembly. wenbin called me then i waited for him and use my wet umbrella poked him, then he go use his fingernails squeeze me.. any o how squeeze SUE YOU FOR MOLESTATION!
-.- somemre u frm NPCC! shd teach ppl not to molest yet you did it nvm
skipped till temperature taking liaos.
took 36.9 degress junjie kena 37.0. ok fine wadeva.
OHYA mdm farida scolded us cuz we talk to mch lo all willie fault la voice so LOUD
no diff frm loud haler. then firs period is MR QUEKKY duckie came in to relieve our class cuz ms helen tan bo lai. wEE! but i rahter she come? everytime she dont cme, cfm alot HW / test which i hate. so tdy is ONE WORKSHEET
but alot qns IMPOSSIBLE to complete, which i didnt. nxt was recess buy pau wib emil they all. CD! u cut the queue and got the TAO SAR PAU! and i got CHAR SIEW PAU! the tau sar shd be mine!! T_T PAU ALSO WANT SNATCH!!?!?!?? jkjk.
BBQ pau got pork i dun wan swine flu .
rofl.
then,
BORING english again lo....
do summary
fabian lim relieve the class this time round.
cnt talk derhs eeew. sucky.
SUmMARY` i duno wad they talkin abt siol the psg so PECULIAR.
so in the end any how ans the summary qns. duno can pass anot. if full marks aldy MIRACLE to the





MAXX!!!!
AFTER TAT PHYSCICS got back test 25/35 and CHER was explaining the ans and yayayaya....
PAPAYA la yayayya =.=
SO then after is OMAR go throw paper aeroplane then Mr chiang saw it frm outside class. called him out and give him a gd scolding YIPEE! deserve it la. wan fly a paper aeroplane? i rather you fly a real one. oh no cant i scared u get in then aeroplane CNT TAKE OFF! >;<
then was stars, since helen tan nvr come, mr chiang took the advantage and used it for maths. well well well.. wadeva. learnt maths all these do wkSHYT.
then HOMED.
now im wasting my time reflecting my days !
GD NIGHTS to all my readers. HOPE YOU LIKE MY NEW URL? lolx.im nt racist blacky doesnt means indians. unless you think so, thats ur prob aldy idgaf<< new word? idk.... ok cyas. TATA~

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 5/04/2009 09:55:00 PM<3

Today woke up RATHER late at 9am. i also duno hw i sleep? everytime only 7am - 8.30am. seriously HOW THE HELL I SLEEP to break my own sleeping record........ 14 solid years and its BROKEN just like that? nvm slp mre btr.... rather than wake up study ( RATHER LAZY ) okays  i thought 9am then i was like OH F*CK! when i looked at the clock then i go out of my room i thought i will be the last to wake up but im PROVEN wrong! the whole house was in total silence....then BRUSHED my teeth tidied my bed till TIP TOP position.... i unlocked all windows lo... see so obedient. OF COURSE LA! if i dont open i will SUFFOCATE to death by the CO 2 . went down to buy newspapers and 3 curry puffs as usual.... i was in the lift at 9.20am at that time. Lift A if im not wrong. yeap it is LIFT A. then at the 7th Storey one lady came in with a toddler. as the lift goes down the toddller was counting down frm 7 to 1.... then the lady was like yeah! AH GIRL so smart... i was laughing at the back =.= with my hands cupping my mouth..... wth lo! ok lo reach first floor the lady turned right >> i turned left << opposite direction.. then i buy curry puffs n newspaper as usual. then go back ate KAYA and milo for breakfas.. xiao xin kena diabetes! but diabetes jiu diabetes lo. its heaven WILL. anythin ..... studied science till 11am then while waiting for parent to buy lunch, i go on computer. in the end is porridge but nvm. arh i lazy type liao la. nb type type type.. oO then TUITION FRM 3 - 7pm. so nw i ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN. kays. Cya NIGGERS! Malays TURN LEFT Caucasians turn RIGHT CHINESE WALK STRAIGHT. NIGGERS move backwards and get back to the toilet bowl.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 5/03/2009 09:33:00 PM<3

GMA CHEATING! wa22 BWG use hack? LOLs

 

damn godly! by 1strangers!

tks for my scarlion Kcrew!

si zxxfighter showing off wa17 bwg f3

TIME TO POST SS before going to tuition , which i need to leave hse at 2.15. let me put all ss then at night then type on my tuition adventure!

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 4/26/2009 02:00:00 PM<3

I might start posting once again :/

INCASE that duno simi lj name go say my blog dead? FINE its gonna be alive again man! i am so gonna revive IT lo? revive simi sia blog nia why so worked up? Lols jkjk. =D dont get angry READERS. if you really want to get angry, please dont read? as simple as ABC dont wanna follow pls get your butt off this god damn blog!

Today meet JP @ mrt station @ 7.20am wakaOs eh! so late then come find me? 7.24 ? BUEY ZHUN sia..... then call leon. then it says " The M1 customer that you are calling is not responding pls try agn ltr." _l_? then we go schOOl lucky bo wait him lo..... pajiao sia i in msn ytd night write meet 7.20 he tot 6.20 wthsssssssssssssssssssssssssss  =P no comments.... too gd until uncommendable. ;D   eat lunch lo then HARIZ so fat then steal my milo... lucky u return arhs... i eat PORK you noe? come la u VS my pork sure I WIN. no need talk . i close two eyes fight with u also can win  i tell u cuz of my PORK!!! MEE PORK! PORK your S. AirPork. PORKtugal.PORK  rocks the world man! Then go HTa collect UNIFORM lalala so boring. only the changing room fun... testing all clothes i go strip all luhs. then we all strip hariz agn happily away takin pics i noe our body nice la no need like tis! wadeva dun wan elaborate... the BUS's ride was so bumpy i thought i was in a bumper car or something... sians sia. YES G-O-H place guaranteed. CYA ALL FOLKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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SCHOOL STARTED normally. YES ms HELEN TAN  never come today! so shiok but got bad things which means that there is bth I HUM and english test today. like that  i rather she come and not have any test..... tsk tskk.... so for the first period it all went with a test..... an i hum test wow its HARD, terrible horrible vegetable! so tough luhssssssss :) but nvm i sure FAIL with flying colours, which i have to be proud of .... which i know you all will think it as huh _l_? fail still proud? well, If you never fail, means that you are not learning from your mistakes..... i know no sense thats why i say. so yeah... whatever... recess almost raining then lightning risk jiu on lo cnt go play.... but we still oblige the ORDER and went to the fitness corner to play play.... prefect come then i go say i where got so sway? tio strike then talk lahs..... went class for english MR KUAN take over do test also wths. why keep ON test test test? TESTIS la... test test test, test my testis?nxt was physics slack at the back.... doing post for EMIL to take shots of my WONDERFUL BODY gd sia so hONOURED! and then slack lo phsyics is so slack sia. then it was stars WENT down @ 12.50pm instead of 1pm. aiya cheat for 10minutees not much different la hor?

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 4/20/2009 09:26:00 PM<3

Did last minute E port folio kinda thing. nth to describe in school btw. HERE IT GOES!

Qns 1 ) Hi, my name is Pua Yong Sheng and i am 13 years old now, for which my birthday is on the 22nd of July. I came from a family of four, with one sister, a father and mother. I am older than my sister by four years. The subject which i likes most is Maths. Since Primary One, i have never failed maths and it is my best subject among all which i studied, being it easy due to the fact that it has only to do with numbers and that it is easy to memorize the perfect method and to apply, it is easy marks! I believe I am humble and am impartial in my views on justice. I am hardworking and trust that one learns most effectively when effort is put in. So basically, i feel that luck plays only a small part during any exam or test, and it is the effort which pulls us through the tough obstacles.


Qns 2 ) I hope to successfully complete my studies without any hiccups.Then,with my qualifications,I would like to start interning and hopefully ease into the workforce. I have the pay special attention in class to master the work and to ace through the exams, at the same time, i have to do revision at home independently to see some "magic" in my marks. Without having self revision, i feel that no one is capable to have such remarkable marks if no effort or hardwork is being put in.


Qns 3 ) I hope to successfully complete my studies without hiccups.Then,I would be enlisted into National Service ( NS )and learn to protect my country and also, learn the importance of going to the National Service ( NS ). I have to start training for National Service, it is never too late to practise, else once it is too late, i will have to face the music as the training camp's training is going to be tedious.


Qns 4 ) I wish that my family and I would continue to live in a comfortable environment where all of us would interact with one another.This,I feel,would encourage what the government has envisioned us for - family bonding. Well, sometimes quarrel do happens because of some disagreements, and i believe that no one is perfect and that everyone deserves a second chance. I just hope for the best for my family to strive!


Qns 5 ) I would like to make new friends, most importantly, choosing the right ones which will influence me in a positive manner. As such,we could all grow in terms of stature and responsibilty as we enjoy our time together as friends. Learning from one another never fails. If i have any dispute with any of my friends or schoolmates, i will have to settle it peacefully and believes that fights are only for debrained monkeys. It does not only cause injuries, scoldin, but also risk one life at it. Settling it peacefully makes it right to have a peaceful environment, which is condusive for learning to take place.


Qns 6 ) I hope that I am able to maintain an optimal physical shape so that I can progress on with my life without a dread for succumbing to illness. In order to optain this, I would have to go and train myself in exercise and not to forget, eat 3 meals per day, with vegetables and also, fruits as they are rich in energy for our usage every single day.


Qns 7 ) My CCA is NPCC. For now being a Corporal, i am determined to be a Sergeant by the end of this year, which means that i will have to pass the promotion test in order to achieve my dreams for this year. Well, not only the rank is important in NPCC, though it is important but, the most important thing is to be loyal to the CCA, no point going for a CCA which you feel like being forced to go and grumble once one is released. So, i have to be punctual for all training sessions and to be loyal to it.


Qns 8 ) My hobby last time is to collect stamps from other countries. I find it interesting, not only knowing about my own country, Singapore, but also to know alittle bit more on other countries as we are all unite as one. I also believe in this saying, which is " When we want to start something from the top, we have to start digging a hole " This means that in everything we do, we must have patience in it. Patience play an important role in everything we do, so we can wait and see the fruitful ending of it. Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. It is no use having good intelligence but has an attitude problem. This does not lead to a good and healthy a person should be

Did 8 qns arent i obedient? ;P _l_...... why cancel trip to ZOO? WHY!!! Scared of ANIMAL flu izit? lols

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 3/31/2009 09:06:00 PM<3

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SCHOOL SUCKS x( 3/12/2009 06:27:00 PM<3

jus some jokes

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? 
Shit on a stick!  

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? 
Because they have pubes on their heads!  

What does Pontiac stand for? 
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!

Did you hear the one about . . 
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!" 

I like black people . . . 
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them! 

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? 
They both change their pads after 3 periods!  

Why do blacks have white hands and feet? 
They were on all fours when God spray painted them! 

Why do black people have white hands? 
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them! 

Why do black people have white hands? 
Everyone has some good in them!

Why do black people have white hands? 
It rubs off the cop cars!  

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? 
They're easier to spot!

What do you call two blacks on one bike? 
Organized crime!

Why are niggers getting stronger? 
T.V.s are getting bigger!  

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion? 
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim 



Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics? 
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael 

What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls? 
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork! 

What does FUBU stand for? 
Farmers Used to Buy Us 

What does FUBU stand for? 
Farmers Used to Beat Us 

Why don't sharks eat niggers? 
They think its whale shit! 

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? 
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!

What do they do with dead niggers in California? 
Gut them to make wetsuits!

Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers? 
L.A. had first choice!

What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS? 
Coon Die Soon

What does NAACP stand for? 
Niggers Against All Caucasian People 

What does NAACP stand for? 
Now Apes Are Called People

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven! 

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips 

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving. 

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. 

How do you know you have a queer Jew? 
He likes money more than girls. 

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? 
It stops on a dime, then picks it up 

What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork 

Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free. 

Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back. 

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny 

What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew 

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew 

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? 
They put parking meters on the roof. 

Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter 

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? 
A whine and cheese party. 

Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead. 

What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 2/19/2009 09:49:00 PM<3

Had fun with Leon Lau. hahx

[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:45 PM):
wa lao
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:45 PM):
change ur name
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ LeonLau tiong xim to NPCC. wtf? says (8:45 PM):
i write u huan simi.
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:45 PM):
fk las
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ LeonLau tiong xim to NPCC. wtf? says (8:45 PM):
zz
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:45 PM):
siao
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ LeonLau tiong xim to NPCC. wtf? says (8:46 PM):
simi siao
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ LeonLau tiong xim to NPCC. wtf? says (8:46 PM):
i write this u wan huan ?
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ LeonLau tiong xim to NPCC. wtf? says (8:47 PM):
 
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:47 PM):
wth is tat
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:47 PM):
changed.
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:47 PM):
act cute
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:47 PM):
that is xd la
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:47 PM):
happy
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:47 PM):
 
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:47 PM):
i done wib liao changed.
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:47 PM):
act cute act cute act cute
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:48 PM):
wa crap darwis sms me
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:48 PM):
ask me bring tshirt
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:48 PM):
i dun have
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:48 PM):
FUCK HIM.
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:48 PM):
me too
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:48 PM):
bring paint
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:48 PM):
wa send same time
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:48 PM):
he got c;b bo?
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:48 PM):
t-shirt compulsory?
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:49 PM):
sui i goin this one training
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:49 PM):
t-shirt compulsory
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:49 PM):
u wan dirty ur uniform dun bring la
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:50 PM):
zz';
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:51 PM):
lol i rid ur blog y cd say i spammer
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:51 PM):
wad i do?
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:51 PM):
huh
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:51 PM):
wait
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:51 PM):
ayiah knw le
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:51 PM):
i spam u mah
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:52 PM):
where got spam my BLOG?

[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:52 PM):
no ,the chat
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:52 PM):
the entry
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:52 PM):
zzzzzzzzzz>
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:52 PM):
which one
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:52 PM):
2nd
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:53 PM):
zz'
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:53 PM):
kao eh
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:53 PM):
u brining all of the above mentioned?
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:53 PM):
tml still got NPCC


[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:53 PM):
no
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:54 PM):
pcb
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:54 PM):
i goin this one training
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:54 PM):
zzz
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:54 PM):
BRINING FOR RED SHIRT?
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:54 PM):
no
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:54 PM):
i not contributing
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:54 PM):
fckj u
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:54 PM):
i eat finish go le
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:54 PM):
will tio demerit points
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:54 PM):
 
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:54 PM):
i got training la
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:54 PM):
i give you eat spermicide la
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:54 PM):
i got training la
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:55 PM):
heck the training
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:55 PM):
which part of 'i got training la'u do no under stand?
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:55 PM):
i SAID heck the training
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:55 PM):
i didnt say i did not understand la
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:55 PM):
you faggot!
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:56 PM):
i heck training they heck me
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:56 PM):
heck jiu heck u care simi?
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:56 PM):
hack
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:56 PM):
hack wif knife
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:56 PM):
dont go la. that annual parade is shit.
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:56 PM):
 i rather you attend red shirts
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:56 PM):
i wan go
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:56 PM):
then go to your preferred one.
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:56 PM):
shit i still no beret
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:57 PM):
You have a choice
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:57 PM):
OH! good luck?
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:57 PM):
and congratulations btw, our conversations will be on my blog.
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:57 PM):
 
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:57 PM):
ask jp sacrifice himself
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:57 PM):
oi
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:58 PM):
dun hor
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:58 PM):
i am going to! you cant change my decision dude! its honourable to have your name and our conversation in my blog. 
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:58 PM):
oi
[c=0][c=0][/c]Leon[/c] says (8:58 PM):
walao
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ TIONG XIM KIA. says (8:59 PM):
my decision is final one more word and more in going in . NO BARGAIN.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 2/12/2009 08:59:00 PM<3

                                          haha sabo JP ROXS. x33 sabohouse

                                         ss was well taken!

[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):

did you read the newpaper for my school news?
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
yep
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
that time report
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
isnt it fantastic
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
say about Coral's rule
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
i personally think it's a dumb rule lah
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
everyday at White Sands when i come back i see so many Coral people
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
in UNIFORM
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
your opinions?
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:52 PM):
the principal is dumb.
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:53 PM):
so are the Operations Manager and Vice-Principal,who blindly follow the Principal
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ says (6:53 PM):
Any things to add on?
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (6:53 PM):
okay,im off for the Hong Kong drama!!!
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC ♣♦çÿ says (6:53 PM):
Thank you for co-operating with PYS TIMES. your reply will be much appreciated and posted on my blog.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 2/11/2009 06:53:00 PM<3

[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:26 PM):
eh bryan
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:27 PM):
what
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:27 PM):
If x squared + y aquared = 10 and xy = 4, find the value of (x-y) squared
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:27 PM):
ps squared i ccnt the small number two on my keyboard
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:28 PM):
er...
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:28 PM):
u noe hw to do?
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:28 PM):
I KNOW LAH
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:28 PM):
wait,i go take paper
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:29 PM):
is (x+y) squared or x squared + y squared?
  
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ just sent you a nudge.
  
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ just sent you a nudge.
  
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:32 PM):
hmms
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:33 PM):
OI
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:33 PM):
bth the same la
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:33 PM):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpas0QjKY_A
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:33 PM):
x squared + y squared
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:33 PM):
= 10
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:33 PM):
YOUR HEAD LAH
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:33 PM):
xy = 4
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:33 PM):
wad is (x-y) squared
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:33 PM):
IS THE QUESTION (x+y) squared or x squared + y squared?
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:33 PM):
x squared + y squared
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:34 PM):
( x +y ) squared ez do
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:34 PM):
jus put
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:34 PM):
xsquared + 2 times x and times y + y squared
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:34 PM):
so is
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:34 PM):
NOOOOOOOOO!
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:34 PM):
2xy+ x squared + y squared
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:34 PM):
yes la
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:35 PM):
(x+Y) squared is DIFFERENT from x squared + y sqaured
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:35 PM):
why
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:35 PM):
eh computer hw to find the squared that number two
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:35 PM):
i also dunno
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:35 PM):
EH WAIT
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:35 PM):
i working out the answer
 -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:35 PM):
you shut up
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:36 PM):
see i help you practise
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:36 PM):
tdy i jus did my maths test
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:36 PM):
so ez >< [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:36 PM): except that [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:36 PM): i duno whether to leave it in 2 significant figure [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:36 PM): i leave my ans as one whol ebig chunk of decimal [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:36 PM): duno need anot  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:36 PM): I THINK I GOT IT!  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:37 PM): answer is 4   -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:37 PM): right?  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:37 PM): EH NO  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:37 PM): answer is 2! [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:38 PM): how u get  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:38 PM): (x-y) squared is equal to : [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:39 PM): i cnt find the ans holy  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:39 PM): YOU SHUT UP LET ME EXPLAIN [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:39 PM): ok  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:39 PM): x squared - 2xy + y squared  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:39 PM): this part you understand? [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:39 PM): duh [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:39 PM): jus nw i tell u derh   -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:40 PM): since the information we have is x squared + y squared = 10, and xy = 4  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:40 PM): we can switch the equation around into:  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:40 PM): x squared + y squared - 2xy  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:40 PM): yes? understand? [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:40 PM): wait i try to digest [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:41 PM): uh huh then  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:41 PM): so we can substitute in the numbers  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:41 PM): 10 - 2(4)  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:41 PM): which is 10 - 8  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:41 PM): answer is 2 !  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:41 PM): understand? [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:43 PM): npes -.-  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:43 PM): okay...i explain again  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:44 PM): do you understand the part where i switch the equation into:  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:44 PM): x squared + y squared - 2xy? [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:44 PM): NO [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:44 PM): wad for switch [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:45 PM): eh wait u gt read hw i scold np is my las wk's post?  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:45 PM): so that we can substitute the terms with the numbers we have [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:45 PM):  a bunch of dogmasters ordering dogs to fall in IN 10mins? this is so autrocious! so imperious! we are not a bunch of dogs from the PET SHOP.... even dogs are not always controlled by their owner. force us? wan us to do well? but why do in such a 'harmful' manner if we faint becoz of not eatin lunch will u all be responsible for it? can answer for it? and if we end up in the hospital u all will ev [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:45 PM): part of nice part [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:45 PM): NPCC treat us as? dogs and horse ? being instructed around using a whip? but in np, usin pumpin and threaten us to do this, do that? [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:45 PM): this also nt bad  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:45 PM): SHUT UP SHUT UP,i teaching you maths [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:46 PM): ok  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:46 PM): if we leave the equation as x squared - 2xy + y squared,  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:46 PM): we cannot substitute in the numbers we have  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:46 PM): agree? [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:46 PM): er yar [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:46 PM): u mean u puttin in the 4?  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:46 PM): and 10 [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:46 PM): oo then [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:46 PM): oH [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:46 PM): i get it [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:46 PM): coz 2xy = 4 times 2  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:46 PM): yes [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:47 PM): then got x squared and y squared so is 10  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:47 PM): yep [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:47 PM): and then the equation is minus so we take 10 - 8?  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:47 PM): yes [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:47 PM): ok [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:47 PM): see i pick up things so fast [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:47 PM): arent i capable?  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:47 PM): ....  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:48 PM): not until you get A1 for English [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:48 PM): zz [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:48 PM): i takin up physics in sec 3 too   -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:48 PM): GOOD!! [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:48 PM): i ask my cuz they say biology hard take [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:49 PM): need memorise this and that [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:49 PM): plus i dun wan be doctor study bio for nth  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:49 PM): then next year your physics tuition tell your mama no need tuition center  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:49 PM): just come to me [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:49 PM): zzzz [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:49 PM): i dun tuition for science [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:49 PM): self learning [a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:49 PM): see pys iso dam capable.  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:49 PM): ....  -----Naughty Naughty boy....OH BEHAVE yourself!!----- ♣♦çÿ says (9:49 PM): CCH is EVEN MORE capable

i got a problem with a maths qns and i asked bryan so he t0ld me everything. how kind of him! >< >lolhehehe

A state trooper pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road and says, "Ma'am, is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

The officer reached through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener." 

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!" Officer says "Yes." Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.  


A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" 


The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 


A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained. "But I did slow down!" the guy argued. The cop shook his head. "You are required to stop. That's why they're called stop signs." The man started to get belligerent. "Stop, slow down -- what's the difference?" The cop pulled out his baton. "I can show you. I'm going to start hitting you with my baton. You tell me if you want me to stop or slow down." 


A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked. The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky. "You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?" 


A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" 


On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." 


A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner... NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop." 


So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a copper writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about giving a bloke a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse f*cker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit, my car was parked around the corner... 


The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the weekstart with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!" 


"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. "Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious." "It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?" 


Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. Detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot." One of them, when it was his turn, shouted, "That's not what I said!" 


One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the village idiot. "This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?" "Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward." 


One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of his car, got in and drove off with the bucket still on top of his car. So the trooper decides to pull him over and perform a community service by giving the driver his chicken. So he pulled him over, walked up to the car, pulled the bucket off the roof and offered it to the driver. The driver looks at the trooper and says, "No thanks, I just bought some." 


The sheriff of a small town was also the town's animal Vet. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it." 


A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A. He didn't have any arms.

Q. What's the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. Cunt Stubble.

Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Q. What goes: "CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it?"
A. A blind person with a rubix cube.

Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.

Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.

Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A. He came home shit faced.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. An itchy cock.

Q. Why is a Laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up women?
A. Women who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q. Why are roach clips called roach clips?
A. Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...

Q. Why do women have arms?
A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby?
A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.

Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.

Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
A. The porn video has better music!

Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A. You can drop her off where ever you want!

Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
A. They're called 'Predickamints'

Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".'

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
A. Nothing.

Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour?

Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.

Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger

Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Q. What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A. If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!

Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.

Q. What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
A. There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.

Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. Pimp.

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A. Polaroids.

Q. Why are women are like tires?
A. There's always a spare.

Q. What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
A. Beethoven's First Movement.

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A. A tran-sister.

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

Q. Why do women wear black underwear?
A. They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter

Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions... 
Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 
Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 
If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 
Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 
Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 
Bring cheerleaders. 
Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 
Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level. 
On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 
Bring pets. 
Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 
Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. 
Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. 
Come into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else. 
Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 
Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. 
Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 
As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 
Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. 
Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 
Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 
Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..). 
Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 
Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. 
Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink). 
Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you start to hold your mouth and make "I'm about to bring something up" sounds.). 
Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 
Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 
Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 
Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam. 
Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!" 
Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said. 
From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 
Start a brawl in the middle of the exam. 
If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. 
Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield. 
Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation. 
Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too) and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 
When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip. 
After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 
One word: Wrestlemania. 
Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start. 
Try to get people in the room to do the wave. 
Play Frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room. 
Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 
Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam. 
During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 
Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 
Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so". 
Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why My Professor Sucks".

Top Ten Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message? 

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. 

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening. 

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard. 

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign. 

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in. 

3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web. 

2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO. 

1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

Top Ten Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like...

10. Hey! Now there's a gift! 

9. Well, well, well... 

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit. 

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires. 

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious! 

4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. 

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program. 

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity. 

1. I really don't deserve this. 

Top Ten Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's...

10. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.

9. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 

8. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

7. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

6. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

5. You chat on-line regularly with a stranger from the US, but haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. 

4. You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask if they're ready to go to lunch.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.

9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.

8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.

7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".

6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.

4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.

3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".

1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

Top Ten Ways To Be An Annoying Usher...

10. Show up drunk. I mean REALLY drunk.

9. SQUEEZE as many people as you can in each row before opening up the next one. We're going for efficiency here.

8. Two words: "Bathroom Key"

7. Insist on frisking all female guests. Body cavity searches are optional.

6. "March" down the aisle and speak with a German accent as you show people to their seats.

5. Urinate in front of each row you are about to open up. Make comments about marking your territory.

4. Pretend you are the Phantom of the Opera. Lurk in the shadows when time permits.

3. Offer your "services" to all guests.

2. Offer guests the opportunity to be included in your plans for world domination.

1. Insist on a pants-free environment.

Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...

10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.

8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?

7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.

5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

4. Can you believe it! Those shit heads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!

3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.

Top Ten Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex...

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair...

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.

Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...

1. The cucumber has left the salad.

2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Real Estate Agent When You Go To Settlement On Your New Home...

1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden."

2. "Actually, it's only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground."

3. "Yes, the last owner did donate the house to the Hell's Angels, but I'm told that the judge has ordered them not to come within 50 feet of it."

4. "One bleeding toilet doesn't necessarily mean it's haunted."

5. "Your neighbour has assured me that, technically, they're not 'killer' bees."

6. "Even if there was a full-scale mudslide, it's unlikely that it would reach as far back as your property."

7. "It's quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not in the presence of radioactivity."

8. "Did you know that the band Grave Raper holds their practice sessions right next door?"

9. "It's true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was never actually able to prove it was murder."

10. "You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night."

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He's one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens. 

Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first. 

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover. 

Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased. 

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo. 

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it. 

Ask the widow to give you a kiss. 

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow. 

Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased. 

Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over. 

Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood. 

Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them. 

Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.

Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.

Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.

Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tatooing on.

Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.

Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.

If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.

When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.

Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.

At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.

Get someone to call you on your cell phone during ceremony and pretend your talking to the deceased person.

Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.

Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried.

Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes.

Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased.

Write "Best before last week" on the top of the coffin when nobody is looking.

Accidentally sneeze on the deceased, and literally wipe the smile off his face.

If its a woman, spread her legs and write "Dying for a Shag" on the side of the coffin.

A man walks into a doctors office one day, completely naked, and covered in saran wrap. He goes to the doctor, and the doctor does some tests, and hours later, he tells the man, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

There was an apartment building with three floors on the first floor there was a gay guy eating dozens of pickles on the second floor there was a guy painting his walls green and on the third floor there was two guys naked have a sword fight one day while the two naked guys were having a sword fight naked, one guy accidentally chopped the other guys penis off which fell to the second floor in the green paint which rolled onto the first floor and into the gay guys pickles jar the gay guy picked it out and took a bite and said that's the best pickle I ever tasted.

A man walks into a bar after a hellish day of work not noticing it was a gay bar. So when he walks over to order his drink, a gay meets him and said" Have you ever played bar football?" The man never heard such a thing and wanted to know how to play. The gay replied," Its very easy. All you have to do is down a pitcher of beer and fart right after. Downing the beer is a touchdown and the fart is the field goal." The man was thinking it through and thought that something might go right for a change. So the gay started the game by downing the beer and farting. He then said," Now that is seven points. Now you try." The man down the beer and when he lend over to fart, right then the gay put his finger up the man's ass and stated," Now that is how you block a field goal!"

Once a person was eating a banana. But a guy went up to him and asked, "Where is Stanley Street? I want to know this because my name is Stanley Cup." So the person guided him to GM Place and said,"Bye!"

An Irishman is really, really drunk, so the bar keeper walks up to him and says:
"Right, you've had enough, go home..."
So the irishman gets up off his stool and falls flat on his face, so he says:
"Ok, ai'll crawl outside instead, to sober up a bit more"
He gets outside, and falls flat on his face, so instead he crawls the four streets to his home. when he gets home he opens the door, standing, and yet again falls flat on his face. so he crawls upstairs into his room, stands up and falls flat on his bed and falls fast asleep straight away.
The following morning his wife wakes him up and says, 'You've been drinking again haven't you?'
The Irishman replies, 'What makes you say that?'
His wife replies, 'Well the pub just called, you've left your wheelchair there again!'


Fishing rules 

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful. 

Going fishing? 

Bill: Hey Phil, are you going fishing?
Phil: Yeah!
Bill: Ya got worms?
Phil: Yeah, but I'm still going! 

Good salesman

A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help. Quite persistent, the boy returned again and again until the manager finally said "We're having a holiday sale tomorrow. Why don't you show up and you can give it a try." The elated boy returned the following day and proceeded to sell. At the end of the day the store manager called the youngster over and asked how he had done. The boy responded that he had sold $79,083.50 worth of merchandise. The manager asked how he had done so well. The young man said, "Well this guy was going fishing to have some sports fun so I asked if he wanted some fish hooks, he said sure, That is $1.50. I asked if he had a nice fishing pole, he said no, so I got a graphite extension pole for $43.50. Do you have a nice reel, not yet replied the customer... so I got him a nice quick release reel for $35.00. I asked here he was going fishing and he said Strawberry Reservoir. I told him the best places to catch fish are near the center, "Do you have a boat?" The man said he didn't so I set him up with a nice outboard 30 foot cruiser for $28,000.00. Then I asked if he had a trailer. He didn't, so I got him a double axle trailer for $3,000.00. Then I asked what he had to tow the boat. He only had a station wagon, so I told him that just wouldn't do, but we could get him a nice fully loaded Dodge Ram dually, racked and packed with a tow package, trailer hitch and everything for $48,000.00. He wanted it all." As you can imagine the store manager was astounded. "And to think it all began with that man asking for a package of fish hooks?" The boy replied, "Oh no, it all began with him asking for some tampons which were $3.50, so I replied, "Well you aren't going to be doing much else this weekend, you might as well go fishing!" 

How much tackle... 

How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?
I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there. 

Husband went fishing 

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house.
He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What terrible weather today honey," he said to her. "Yes. And my idiot husband went fishing!" she replied. 

Ice fishing 

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"
"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager." 

Interesting bait 

David, the fisherman, had driven by the lake many times and had seen some other anglers about, so he decided to give his luck a try. On his first day of fishing he had no luck at all but noticed that another fisherman near him that was scooping in one after another. He had to know The Secret. "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?" he asked. The other man looked around a bit embarrassed. "Well, I am a surgeon, and quite by accident I found that human tonsil works very well." David thanked the man, thought about what sort of bait to try next time, and left. The next day, David returned to the lake, tried a different bait and still had no luck. Just as the day before, there was yet a different man reeling in fish after fish. "Excuse me," asked David, "but could you suggest a bait that I could try?" "Well, I can, but I am not sure it will do you any good. I am using a bit of human appendix." "Hmm," thought David. It seemed that the fish in this lake would require a little more effort than normal. He left, willing to give the lake one more try. On the third day, David still had no luck. As was usual, there was yet another man near him bringing in fish left and right. David wanted to confirm what he already knew. "Excuse me sir, but are you a doctor?"
"No, I am a Rabbi." replied the man. 

Irish priest fisherman 

An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved waders on and his favorite flies out of their box. Strangely though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forecast was good again for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and be in bed with the flu. He asked him to take over his sermon. The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognize him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed that he would do something about it.
With the first cast of his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the fish. At the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned out to be a world record Salmon.
Confused the angel asked God, "Why did you let him catch that huge fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson." God replied "I did. Who do you think he's going to tell?" 

Likes fishing because... 

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!" 

Mother to daughter advice 

Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. 

New fly rod and reel 

I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife...
...best trade I ever made. 

No gators 

Last winter, while sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. The guy could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How did you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em." 

Only one man could catch fish 

No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man.
The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?" 

Out of season, no license 

The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?"
"Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts.
"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.
"Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden."
"Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"
"Nope".
"Meet the biggest liar in the state."
Dictionary for women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. 

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Translations for men

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... 

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 2/06/2009 09:49:00 PM<3

Currently talking to leon lau, but he went off9 this was the conversation proudly brought to you by a SHORTIE ( leon lau ) and a rubbsih guy ( ys )

Leon Lau says (9:07 PM):
HE OSO NOT ON9
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:07 PM):
then too bad
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:07 PM):
ask him to olnine
Leon Lau says (9:07 PM):
bring ah
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:08 PM):
NO
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:08 PM):
hw many upten times mus i tell u
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:08 PM):
which part of my english dontt you understand?
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:08 PM):
NOT AT ALL. NO NO NO.
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:08 PM):
my decision is final. no.
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:08 PM):
no use persuading me. hahz. forget it dun spam aldy
Leon Lau says (9:08 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:09 PM):
bring
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:09 PM):
JUDGES DECISION IS FINAL.
Leon Lau says (9:09 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:09 PM):
bring
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:09 PM):
NOT BRINGING BERET. ltr i sms jp la no worries
Leon Lau says (9:09 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:09 PM):
bring
Leon Lau says (9:09 PM):
see my pm
[a=#A-39][m]iSpiltCurry [/p][a=72] x3 beyondvino,xGALSJLEx,zatuna,yukiminO LetsLearnABC says (9:09 PM):
fck u
Leon Lau says (9:10 PM):
bring ah
Leon Lau says (9:10 PM):
i gtg liao

this was holy. i very bas***d right? okay la so-so lazy find my beret only la leon dun get angry and go offline just to cry ok? lol.
started for today. the school went to sch tgt wib leon and jp lets show some latest maple SS. xD

zzzz shuts the pic at top. nvm heck care. tdy traffic duty again went normal. cd and jp doing. they stopped a bus! and then when cd wanna stop two cars jus went pass but btr than me las time 3 taxi passed me eeew no respect. LOL class went usual normal lazy type

then conversational malay fun only hehe nvm lazy type CHIONG history. xD make sure i do a good one . gd night all ;d

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 2/05/2009 09:10:00 PM<3

then eat breakfas , buddhen brush my teeth first. ( still rmb the compo i wrote my teeth as royal ) lol. then used computer till lunch. father and mum went out to blk 264 there buy JI fan ( chicken rice) okok lo actually they got buy bee hoon. i wan derh! ><><>

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 2/01/2009 08:30:00 PM<3

Today, went back from school, after alighted from bus 12, then i saw ambulance went away at the hse there, near pavement, then i think eh why got ambulance go but then no siren? then i continue walking and the next thing i saw was police and alot alot people. i thought what happen then i thought of the ambulance, then i went on to walk further down, got blue tent covering a body, then everywhere blood, area cordoned off. OMGOMGOMG? then police qns-ing people lo. alot ppl watchin around 20+ - 30? then got one old lady at the side there cryin, goin on her knees, duno do wad la. mayb noe eac other? then gt child also crying . so ke lian sia. then i heard ppl sayin that something called the black magic killed him, so he jumped off from 11th storey. wth sia. so many blood lo. first time saw this type of incident. police alot la 3 police cars, all talkin to resident.  then i gt heard from one of them , when droppin tat time super duper loud lo. then gt blue tent, so many blood around sia, still cmin out profusely, ITS TOTALLY GORE! ahhh dun wan sae liao la.... black magic, means he tio cursed by someone then the person who curse hiim can control him ( meaning by bryan ). bye all. take care! 

nth to talk about sch. i think tis is all. =.=

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/16/2009 08:53:00 PM<3

This is the 89th post of this blog. hehehehehe. 89 yrs old. xD

Today nothing much to do. read martyn pig. yay im on page 80 i think c'mon! hit 89! so it tallies with my number of post. RAWR.( dun roar too much ) or being regretted and end up like a lion, prefably a merlion. >< sgd =" 6k" sgd =" 60k">> KuKu MaLu Private Limited, -2 Katong Street 7 Katong Mall #B3-33 Singapore 737777. also not bad la for the other two it was normal.... so not fun ... dont bother typing. then teach us signing off.... a load of rubbish. well i understand anyway. Teacher ask us to write and i followed on... bored. aha finally finish explaining so.. its time for us to write the letter. well this whole process took around 1hour. teacher very looooooow-soooooooo right? i know... if you are inside the class, you may fall asleep. but thanks to me, shannon, jose crack some jokes to make it kinda lively ^^ the person im writing to is Mr Ponyo Tan <<><  From ASHWIN. cd,jp,ashraf,me and leon lau. tell sec 1s not to join npcc. if mam see this, ashwin u answer. but i doubt so becoz of my blog url. long like ..... cfm cnt remember if can i knowtow to them i tell u 1000 times. ( see first) maths. well Mr LOKE tdy tuck out his shirt, wa seh so nice normally tucked in tdy tucked out. im impressed! seriously! learn maths.... pythagos theorm ( duno hw spell ) was over nw new topic! which is standard something.... it was like this >> Express the following numbers in standard form A x 10 to the power of n where 1 is equal or mre than A and les than 10. eg. 5431 and the answer is 5.431 x 10 to the power of 3... well it was easy la... so whole lesson do this lo. jose send me some songs. nw back at home! hehe. CYA. tml school OMG OMG OMG? i dont want. f3 saturday went normal.... nothing special to describe. well friday, npcc er..... dun like to type . but lucky never kena Fancy Drill but must be a model on tuesday for chosing cca day. omg i hate u mam michelle for writing this... =.=''' well mus blame myself for pickin it _l- !! hehe jp,cd,ashraf and ashwin tio fancy drill, i pity you guys. lucky me and leon not inside. HEHEHEHEHEH but leon keep wanna go in.... madddd TOTALLLLY!!!!  

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/11/2009 08:30:00 PM<3

" Pasir Ris. This train service terminates at this station, all passengers please alight. Thank you for travelling with SMRT. Pasir Ris"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4dWMbB2vOs 

nice video. watch it ^^

 today school was fine, but im sure tomorrow will NOT be fine becoz of npcc, surely it wont turn out good. lazy to type for today xD

basically it all went well.

SCHOOL SUCKS x( 1/08/2009 05:03:00 PM<3