Haiz has left the primary school fer quite some time liaozzz lets talk abt primary school b4 secondary school! firstly, source from
http://www.brainiac270.blogspot.com/ i hope dat 270 lad does'nt object me "copying" his work..... Well, hope not, better NOT!!! Grrr....
"credits to Brainiac 270 for the piece below."
"My teacher was someone named Missus Chan.She was quite the fashionista and wore bright-coloured clothes frequently.Coupled with her horrid fashion sense was her inability to allow advanced students do advanced studies.This,it proved,was her flaw.She preaches about attitude all the time.In between explaining the text,she would suddenly sidetrack and go on a lengthy lecture about the big,fat,obnoxious A - Attitude.""I was in a class of 41 students.And I...."(English Teacher:Boy,may you elaborate on these 40 classmates of yours?I am absolutely intrigued.)"Sure,teacher.I shall do a brief introduction right now :Zhafircultured boy who got the best out of copying my answers to homework. Is a self-professed computer freak and a somewhat lucky guy.
Anna this femme was a fiesty one.Head prefect and all.Powerful,without my power.
Ashleymoderately tall,fairly dark,possibly suave.This guy here was a woman magnet.Ultimately though,became a magnet to him.celeste a poseur in a multiplex of ways.was exceptionally rubbish at English & Math,quite possibly still is.CYYfollows the turn of the modern.Chanujamore affectionately known as the "Guy",cracks wonderful jokes which sometimes only I understand.Occasionally gets into homework troubles too.Bryanthis guy IS a living,walking,talking encyclopedia.Knows everything & anything from A-Z in subjects ranging from Arithmetic to English to Science to Zonal Values.Is a brilliant thinker and scupltured after Newton.Never fails to top the cohort and never fails to hand in homework.Is an avid study & homework freak.Loves money to bits.Has a reputation for being completely heartless.Examples include leaving people in the lurch,saving oneself from trouble.Also has tendency to lie alot.Also loves to insult people with his English too.Noted for tactlessness and anti-social behaviour.Taught the class impressive words like "faggot","midget","psycho"."Faggot" was especially a big hit.It stayed at #1 for 52 consecutive weeks on the Oxford Word Chart.Darrinquite possibly the second most abusive with his language after Bryan.Is mud,bright spark at TIMES.Sits beside a pig and loves stealing a rib or two(with his insults,of course).Darylthe most feminine of boys.also has tendency to get himself stuck in a situation whereby the only cause is himself.Experiences include getting a green tongue and walking with beakers positioned right on his chest.Sylviapossesses amazingly large buck tooth.Could be mistaken as a typical Brazillian because of that.Has features resembling a duck.Jialinpelly with CYY.Nothing much.Dust.Air.Dirt.(see,insults even at this moment)Joelloves his pencil case very much.Noted for trademark compo phrase "ears were like smashed vegetables".Laughs like an old man.More of him.Joseph Chintwin brother of Joel.Quiet,but that's a wrong assumption.Shoots like a rifle whilst talking.Is also adventurous with language play while talking to his brother.Joseph Gan(Version 1 taken from Joseph Gan himself)Joseph, often referred to as midget, is quite good in studies. He is able to astound and surpass. Although he was never able to defeat Bryan, he still just lost to him by a mere 1 mark in the PSLE. But, he admits that his nemesis.....Bryan.......also helped him............a nemesis that assisted. Not common eh. This Earthling is honest, kind, handsome and nice.........great to be with.
(Version 2,which was what the boy recounted)
commonly known as "Midget" due to his height(or lack of).Always aspires to beat Bryan in academics.Always fails.His hair is most noticibly shaped like a fungus.Called Bryan a "racist" without knowing the exact defination of the word.Shows that teachers nowadays do not inculcate Social Responsibility well in school.Well,at least to me,that is.Also very opinionated.Juliangot the hots for mischief,which often leads to mishaps.Dare-daring.Berlindaspectacled girl with loads of salt running through her body.Never fails to interest.Lively addition.But that's what gets her into deep water.WilliamHo ho ho.Adoringly loves to stuff his ENTIRE pencil case into his shirt pocket.Bryan told him that let pens be pens and nothing of steel.But,still,trying to shove those stationary down...Huishiseems to be quite quiet.Got the face of a chimp.Still,all's well that gets robbed.Runminblaugh,nothing much has been observed on the species Silentues Anonymouse.Sockchin(pardon the pun)ostentibly weird in many ways.This includes speech.Xueqiremembered for her hair which is close-knitted to that of Ronald McDonald.Has a brain like that bodge too.Mabelis a daughter of a terrorist whore.All known abuses and insults didn't seem to stop her wildchild ways.Most likely hails from the jungle,where she was taught by Tarzan.Difference is that she doesn't beat her chest a la Tarzan.Was very fortunately murdered,ending the world's largest threat to peace.Even bin Laden & Bush(y) were hugging in the demise of the threat!At last,Mabel the Gravel served up something good to this unforgiving world.Mandyplain,sometimes a Math high-scorer.Unbelievable patience.Melissaanother bunny who has oversized front teeth.Irritating and should be classified under "Live Irritant" under the Health Ministry's webpage.Wait,maybe she's more than that...Nicksonquite a guy.Active,friendly,nice.All the things Barney loves."Barney is a dinosaur with all THAT imagination..."Anisaa dim light with little battery.Get the Osram bulbs already.Nurashikinnothing is known ever since about this extinct creature as far as Science is concerned.The theory of evolution has failed for the first time since Darwin's concoction.Huikhuanthe sporty type of girl you would find in every class.Gained the most of sitting right next to William.You know,answers,workings,et cetera.What luck.Yongshengastonishing dirty mind.Thinks of unconventional ways to do things,but usually he gets things done.The rotter!Also pollutes the class with dirty jokes.Nice character though.Kiasu and kiasee,all things nice of Singaporeans.Lixinbug-eyed.Exceptional in Chinese.Doesn't look that kind although.However,this MAY be a good thing - goons go goon over goons.Suchitrathis bitch right here is unbelievable.Class III Harmful Irritant.Cocky,conceited,never willing to accept correction.Has this very lofty aspiration to one day defeat Bryan in academics(wonder why Bryan's such a powerful smart chap,huh?).Although this idea is bound to fail,the unruly bitch with a spastic mind of a dung beetle never fails to take it one step further.Undeniably,Bryan & Joseph Gan,and very possibly the entire class,love to poke fun at this ignoramus.She's a load of hot air.Given that she's a load of hot air,she raises her hand to contend with Yongkai to answer simply every question asked by the teacher.Unfortunately(or to the rest of us,THANKFULLY),mostly Suchitra's answers are just caress.Oh,what's more,her body emits a toxic gas at 16,000 P.S.I.!That's enough to kill the Earth hundred times over.Inconvenient as it is,all of us had to wear a gas-mask."With immense crass comes toxic gas" or so you may say.Watch out for this girl,she's a chemical hazard developed for chemical warfare.Boonweeshort guy too.Face is littered with freckles.Is willy at the subject of Mathematics.Is a foregone hope at English & Chinese though.Loves interacting with the girls,for which a hobby the boys consciously question.Yanlinlong face,squirmy eyes.Kindergarten experiment gone horribly wrong.That said,relatively WE TURN HER INTO AN OSTRICH.Yongkaiby far the most dumb person in class.Is the one we all like to hate,and hate to like.Moronically,he is a chatterbox.His mouth can move non-stop on all topics under the Sun.What he doesn't know about,he acts as though he does.What pretence,huh?Mysteriously,given his dense mind and thick personality,he also wishes to challenge Bryan in academics."It's a pipe dream," we all tell him.Go on Yongkai,have wet dreams.And a happy period in class answering all the questions wrongly.Yulidamning character.I would say 5-year-old in a teenaged body.Volumptous,in the sense that she possesses loads of stupid little acts.Leehweevery correctly known as "Char Siew".Seems to be more concentrated on idol dramas and albums than on studies.We kindly suggest her to leave immediately for Taiwan.Timothyracist guy.Jokes which take the "funny" out of "humour".Like dry ice,his brain seems to be emitting all the nerves which he doesn't need.And by that,I mean he is dense.Marcussoccer-crazy.Totally heads over heels in love with soccer.What good do 22 men chasing after a ball do?I suppose they kid themselves silly.Life's not all about balls and all things round,Marcus.Darren"eh! eh! eh!",comes out of his mouth most of the time.Called "Uncle" by classmates.Has mushroom hair,if you know what that means.Technically sound from nonsense,but prone to acrid bouts of laughter.Also another soccer-loving fan to the point of mania.Gengfathis guy is beyond salvation.Not handing in homework,late for school,a hate with the Chinese teacher,et cetera.Also a soccer kleptomaniac.Proficient with jokes which shake the class.Labelled a gangster by many,which I think is falsified.That heart under the thick skin is pumping hot,warm,vibrant blood.Huilithis girl is a complete faggot."HI!" is the only thing she says when she sees someone.Apparently,she engages in such mindless tommy-crap with Melissa.Was totally attracted to Gengfa previously,despite his attempts to retreat from the Venus flytrap.Seriously,this one's a rough pebble
Hmmm thats the end of my pri school?any fun reading? i doubt so all words... not bored i oso will bored lets carry on to sec school! Hmm today go school raining then reach ther bo school but i oso duno why the school still on the lightning risk alert mayb sot liao? who cares.... Then hor we start wib our 7+am b4 8, no nidda study and ohya BTW we todae sing the darn national anthemn in class hehe then no ashraf lyk quite soft...but who cares? we have other voice projectors like leon chua.......<< ba =")" ti =" fail">. After MT, we go for assembly cos todae duno wad prefect investigue good! sec 4 from todae step down hehe ended 5mins early, our class left 15mins ltr...what attitude is the DM giving? dortS..... then atfer that is literature then jeremy,JP+ME+ROVER go back class do take dar darn freakin well and at the same time, we help tidy up the class a bit.... those who are reading, names nt included up ther mus tks us sia! 100% daniel, cr8 such a huge mess.....see already headache...exagerrating fun wad.... then we go do the lit thing, nth fun we abt 3.40 den leave, go play basketball, as my left hand injured, i play right hand and my shooting was atrocious!! welll nvm at least i scored sme.... hehe then we go home liaos.... k i end here all those coral sec Jy fer monday paper 1 fer MT&ENG.. bb happy studying+homeworking+gd luk fer exams!!
