jus some jokes

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? 
Shit on a stick!  

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? 
Because they have pubes on their heads!  

What does Pontiac stand for? 
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!

Did you hear the one about . . 
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!" 

I like black people . . . 
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them! 

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? 
They both change their pads after 3 periods!  

Why do blacks have white hands and feet? 
They were on all fours when God spray painted them! 

Why do black people have white hands? 
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them! 

Why do black people have white hands? 
Everyone has some good in them!

Why do black people have white hands? 
It rubs off the cop cars!  

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? 
They're easier to spot!

What do you call two blacks on one bike? 
Organized crime!

Why are niggers getting stronger? 
T.V.s are getting bigger!  

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion? 
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim 



Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics? 
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael 

What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls? 
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork! 

What does FUBU stand for? 
Farmers Used to Buy Us 

What does FUBU stand for? 
Farmers Used to Beat Us 

Why don't sharks eat niggers? 
They think its whale shit! 

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? 
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!

What do they do with dead niggers in California? 
Gut them to make wetsuits!

Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers? 
L.A. had first choice!

What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS? 
Coon Die Soon

What does NAACP stand for? 
Niggers Against All Caucasian People 

What does NAACP stand for? 
Now Apes Are Called People

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven! 

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips 

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving. 

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. 

How do you know you have a queer Jew? 
He likes money more than girls. 

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? 
It stops on a dime, then picks it up 

What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork 

Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free. 

Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back. 

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny 

What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew 

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew 

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? 
They put parking meters on the roof. 

Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter 

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? 
A whine and cheese party. 

Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead. 

What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.